Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just need to shake things up.
MAN 1: Come on! MAN 2: Come on!
If we run into that this week, and there's a good chance we will,
Well Ross, two years Hv high school football!
Yes!
The school's giving you, what, two days a week substitute teaching?
(GRUNTING )
MAN 2: Yeah! MAN 1: What kind of talk is that?
It's not like you couldn't use the time for anything else, right?
(CLATTERING )
(DOOR CLOSES )
(SIGHING )
PLAYER: You gotta hit him low, man.
-Wanna tell me why you're late? -My car's in a bad mood.
No way! Not him. You don't show on time, you don't play!
CO MMEN TA TOR: Rookie Vince Papale had an absolute bead on the runner,
-All right? -All right.
(MAN EXHALING )
What?
The big goose egg.
-This is my cousin, Janet. -Hi.
Nothing personal, but is it really gonna matter?
See, Vince?
(WHISTLE BLOWS )
Eagles and Giants now deadlocked at 7-7.
-Come on, boy. -Feel it. Come on.
(PANTING )
Six consecutive losses in the preseason,
I've just been kidding myself, Pop.
COACH 1: That's it. Looking for some Philadelphia Eagles here.
-Yes, sir. -Dick, this is brilliant.
Let's go win!
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
Do you see the babies?
-Go, German! -Go!
We're not exactly the perfect match.
you didn't see that guy clothesline Pete?
(CHUCKLING ) Yes.
Beat Woody Hayes in the Rose Bowl.
COACH: Good workout.
Would you shut up? Let's play some football.
(GRUNTING )
Come on.
-Do it again. -You heard the man!
We're just talking here. What's your problem, Johnny?
Oh, you're damn right, you are.
-Pete, come on, cut it out. -Did you see that?
Move! Yeah!
Vince...
the Eagles losing their preseason opener today
We're out of work and you're playing games.
Hey! Hey! Where do you think you's going, huh?
-and start with the questions now. -There you have it, Eagle fans.
That touchdown got me through 30 years at that factory.
Just like the rest of us.
-What? -What do you mean, "What"?
USA Today
Tight punt.
Lift your legs up. Okay.
Led the Eagles to the Championship in 1960 over Green Bay.
REFEREE: Fourth down. PLAYERS: Yeah.
(GRUNTING )
Yeah!
And just so everyone knows,
(GRUNTING )
Right, and I'm gonna tell Uncle Richie I let you walk home at night
PLAYER 1: Move it! PLAYER 2: Move! Move!
25, 26, 27, 28...
(ALL CHEERING )
they'll still have a long way to go for a go-ahead score.
ANNO UNCER: And now the crowd welcomes Tom Landry,
-Gonna be an Eagle, baby. -ALL: Yeah!
-I don't see many flaws, Max. -Watch it, Tommy.
But it's closer than I thought it would be.
Hey, buddy, you sure this thing won't start?
-Touchdown, Eagles. -Yes!
(SPECTATOR JEERING )
(PANTING )
This is bigger than when Tony Pantalano came back from Nam
(COUGHING )
-And she wants a divorce? -Look, it's nothing, all right?
Push through. That's good. Push them through. Come on.
All right, Vince. It's all right.
The soul that drove great Eagle players.
All right, team. Let's move it.
Come on, Vince.
(CHUCKLING )
ALL: Eagles! Eagles! Eagles!
Owner Leonard Tose announced the hiring of UCLA 's Dick Vermeil
COACH 1: Come on, gentlemen. Let's act like you wanna be here!
may not have run the tightest ship in the NFL,
2018 is your year Shark
They threw snowballs at Santa Claus. You remember?
Well, let's just hope this isn't the beginning of a long season, folks.
Yeah.
COACH 1: Ready.
Hey! I grew up with brothers, but I got no problem hitting a girl.
PLAYER: Good times, baby.
The only way that many of you will make this roster
but I'm serious, okay?
-Got it. -Way to go, Banks!