Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know what's gonna happen with all this.
-as the Eagles' head coach. -Hey, Grumpy.
CHAMBERS: New week, same story.
Pete!
Thanks, Pop.
And now over to Wade Chambers and sports.
...wasted no time before making this surprising announcement.
Just don't touch anything that's not yours.
you go off, you get married, you have five kids,
(COUGHING )
No, not yet.
The Eagles, drawing new life from this crowd.
He thinks you're gonna leave.
looking, moving out to his right.
(GRUNTING )
Where'd you play your tee ball? Never played tee ball.
You did it.
(GRUNTING )
Oh, dig! What do you think you're doing out there, Pops?
(ALL GRUNTING )
Good game, guys.
Oh, man, my car!
REFEREE: Ball down.
Six straight weeks of two-a-days.
-Hey. -Remember us?
I guess four wins wasn't so bad after all.
JANET: Oh, Ace wants to get into the game.
BO Y 1: Hustle, hustle, Jared. Go deep.
Punt team.
Game over!
Maybe we'll all be millionaires.
You know, Vince,
Hey, way to pack it in, Eagles! You're quitters!
I've seen this in a movie once
Come on.
CO MMEN TA TOR: And they are short by inches.
Vince Papale, a part-time bartender,
-PLAYER: 61. 61. -Overload right.
(DRIFT AWAY B Y DOBIE GRA Y PLA YIN G ON JUKEBO x)
Come on. Hit it!
PLAYER: Get in there.
There you go. Good speed. Nice, Vince.
as early as tomorrow night.
Put them back where you found them, though, all right?
Way to finish, guys. Waited a whole season for this.
(CROWD BOOING )
You're a freaking Eagle, aren't you?
That was Papale!
-Thank you. -Keep sticking it to those guys.
and the Eagles facing a key third and 10 from their own five-yard line.
scoring the only touchdown against the Chicago Cardinals,
He's at the 40.
Somebody block that guy.
(EX CLAIMS )
it might not be the worst thing to let this one go.
(WHISTLE BLOWING )
Believe this?
(GRUNTS )
ALL: He's at the 20.
Fumble.
Okay.
-Never mind. -Thank you.
(THESE DAYS B Y JACKS ON BROWNE PLA YIN G)
Maxie and the boys needed a little help with the game tonight.
(PLAYERS CHEERING )
(ALL WHOOPING )
It's been reduced.
Yeah.
I can finish later.
One, two, three, four.
-Check Zorro. Check Zorro. -What?
(WO MAN CHA TTERIN G ON TV)
It wasn't that I was just thinking about that one thing.
PLAYER: Blue 17. Set.
What? Was that, like, a late hit?
Who said I was talking about him?
-Hey! -Hold on. That's enough! Break it up.
bringing their preseason record to 0 and 6.
Wait a second. Are you kidding me?
with the Philadelphia Eagles.
You’re a freakin Philadelphia Eagle!
(ALL GRUNTING )
I know where you're sitting.
(MEN CHEERING )
-A passionate New York Giants fan. -MAN: Come on.
Tebow’s at the 40!
Anybody asking?
and perhaps future professional football player
(BELL RINGING )
You're gonna be playing with these guys.
FAN 1: Stupid... FAN 2: You stink!
What? What'd you say, Johnny?
-Hi, Mr. Papale. -Hi.
Tommy, I mean, I played one year of high school ball.
MALE ANNO UNCER: Cowboy fans...
I needed to tell you something.
Oh, she was really cool-looking.
I think her medical condition really bothered him a lot, though.
ALL: Hut! Hut!
Sharon!
You know, I heard from Maxie that the guys are riding you pretty hard
He's got heart.
(WHISTLE BLOWS )
The district is forcing us to make more cutbacks.
So, Vince, tell us about your day at Veterans Stadium.
I didn't see nothing.
Yeah, well, there's a lot more cuts to go, but...
-Go to their bar, traitor. -You want that on your tab?