Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

than many of you are used to.
Anyway, I mean, he'd talk about Steve Van Buren
-My bartender, right here. -Congratulations.
(GRUNTS )
T-Bone Parker.
I guess we can call them hopefuls. How'd it go out there this morning?
Well, I found out today
The 30. The 20. The 10.
HAHAHAHAAHA WHEN U ARRE VBADA
Great. Give me a break.
All right, let's go, guys. Let's go.
(ALL SINGING) Fight, Eagles, fight. On the road to victory
You heard the man. Let's move it.
It's not college, that's for sure. Everything about it's a little...
-Hello? -Hey.
Relax, relax.
So, what do you make of this new coach?
So, how you doing with the strike and everything? You all right?
Play ball!
...a former teacher who didn't even play college ball.
The part-time bartender remains a long shot to make the team,
I have five brothers, remember?
Nobody.
Set. Hut.
PETE: Sorry. MAX: Come on, we're on TV here!
You see?
Well, the biggest news today from Eagles training camp
-Your mom? -Yeah. Yeah, she was a great athlete.
Means to fail.
It's either Sampson or Papale.
-All right, five minutes. -All right.
-All right, gentlemen. Lower field. -PLAYER: Yeah.
-Yo, Vince. What do you say? -What?
JANET: Hey, Rick, can I get some more fries?
-Yes! -Oh, yeah!
-You know that night at Colombo's, I... -You don't need to explain.
Zip it! As in close your mouth and stop talking! Okay, fine. I really want to...
-Sorry. -No, that's okay.
The last year or two we ain't had much to raise our glasses to.
Just forget about it, Tommy.
Giants humiliate the Eagles. What was that? Three years ago?
Give 'em hell.
and Bobby from the Tanker, you think?
-Look, we're not out of work. -Please.
(MAN LAUGHING JUBILANTLY)
Married five years.
from the fans here at the Vet.
You know what?
Good job. Keep it safe. Safe.
No, I was just driving around.
TEAM 1: Ready? TEAM 2: Break!
Well, he worked at the factory.
REFEREE: Philadelphia calls it.
You're faster than half those guys anyway.
Stay on your feet or get off the field!
Vince.
Hey, coach.
(LET IT RIDE B Y BACHMAN-TURNER O VERDRIVE PLA YIN G)
(LET'S WORK TOGETHER B Y CANNED HEA T PLA YIN G)
Let's go to Max's. You're buying.
We're still looking for the last five players, right, A.C.?
Come on in. Close the door.
He's just got us.
-Tommy been in yet? -Not so far.
-Dangerous game, Johnny. -I'm a dangerous guy.
instead of everything else.
You earn a spot on this team by what you show me on this field.
(WHISTLE BLOWS )
Come on, guys. Come on. Come on.
Saddest music I know.
that it's been a rough stretch for the Eagles organization.
Never better, Maxie. Never better.
You don't seriously think you're gonna find someone, do you?
Because he's got a job, that's why.
CO MMEN TA TOR: And the kick is away.
Get any sleep?
-lf she had no legs, you'd marry her. -Get out of here.
(WHISTLE BLOWING )
No surprise, given the start to their season.
Hey, Mr. Papale.
German, he's about to dial your number.
(MEN CHEERING )
-One, two, three. -ALL: Eagles!
We can't hesitate, guys. Let's take what the defense gives us
Stevie Van Buren's got nothing on you.
That's it.
-I said, get out of my seat. -Hey! Hey!
but, you know, he had to pay the bills.
Yeah. I mean, it's a little busy tonight.
He's pointing at me. He's pointing at me.
Welcome to special teams, gentlemen.
-Andy! Andy. -It's Frank.
and it was just too soon. At least for me.
COACH 2: Right. All the way, all the way.
-Yes! -Go! Go! Go!
He's scared, that's all. Put yourself in his place.
Is this Max's?
we have a minor character flaw
HECKLER 2: Rookie coach.
-You're not going soft on me, are you? -Look who's talking.
Let's go.
It's like I'm back home listening to my brothers argue.
My ex.
Oh, well, being as you put it that way,