Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I fed my kids Chips Ahoy! for breakfast, and even I know that.
Me. Mm.
Yeah, yeah, you said
It might be unknowable.
W-We are.
Okay, I'm gonna say this fast.
Those look like Steelers tickets.
Oh. So you're still happy with me?
Because you were giving me Steelers tickets.
ANDI: I'm gonna be late for work.
we go for it, give the people a show.
Yes. I will learn how to block calls.
Aw.
That pays three cookies to two.
Too much spark, according to you, at 2:00 in the morning.
Okay, okay, she was confused for a minute, but she's leaving. Oh.
No special orders, no substitutions.
So as you continue to workshop scenarios
for when your child feels bullied:
Teddy ate all my chips.
though, if you were there with me.
Yeah.
which you know I hate to pay for--
he might forgive me.
And I'm not dreaming?
"What would Adam do?" but you're Adam.
I layer it-- lie upon lie.