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Hey, Marie.
I mean, if it were me, I would ask myself,
What did I do now?
50-yard-line seats,
You're right.
Okay, you know what?
You know you got to take your wife to the game.
Oh, you know what I mean.
Not even sausage can fix this.
Well, there is a game today.
Well, I want to say thank you by taking you to the game.
So I left Don
Teddy doesn't like cheese.
that we can't go 30 minutes without a water?
Mm-hmm. Well, I helped the owner
Oh, just gabbing...
Your daughter won all her friends' lunches at cards.
How 'bout a kiss?
No, not you.
Now nobody's happy. So you know what?
Yep, they are. For this Sunday.
Before we begin, I'd like to apologize
You done, Mr. Burns?
But why couldn't you have just been honest
Oh, hey, Marcy. I'm looking for Don.
for the lack of refreshments.
Hey, you teach book smarts, I teach street smarts.
Are you sure? It might feel better to say it now.
All right?
Okay, so not one thing you said all week
we didn't take into account all the people it would affect.
Love you.
Yeah, all right, Katie, what do you bet?
Okay, kids are all dropped off at their playdates.