Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you can have your little tournament.

The kids know they're here to learn karate. You don't need to trick 'em.

How was your first day? Make any new friends?

is because she asked me not to drag this ordeal out.

Attacked my daughter.

Their entire style is reactive,

Ha. Look who it is.

Remember, side, side.

you'll be scrubbing toilets in prison for the rest of your life.

- Oh shit! He just broke your phone. - You gonna let him get away with that?

No, don't! Don't!

Does this mean I've passed my Eagle Fang training?

- [Robby grunts] - [Tory groans]

♪ I'm breakin' out of hell ♪

♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪

[medieval video game music plays]

Should I start wearing protective gear to work?

- Karate good. Everything... - [Johnny groans]

opens a new path forward.

So am I. Do I not look serious?

I need to apologize for my friend here. He's a little... unstable.

I just wanted to make sure you had enough food.

That's what I'm talking about!

I'll put a cannoli under a giant net. He'll go for it.

[Anthony] Oh my God!

Why do I step into these karate situations?

If you're lucky.

♪ Time for the cool down ♪

I wasn't trying to break it. You guys were being assholes.

I know you don't want to join Miyagi-Do, but at least respect it.

No, they won 'cause they beat the crap out of the other team.

- That's it! - Come on!

All your life, the world's been trying to make you less of a man.