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Homer Simpson, sir.
What an angle!
WTF
about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years.
Now, jon tester That's a haircut you can set your watch to
- Seven! - No, Dad. It's a rhetorical question.
It was 27 years. And second, she had a very good reason.
Shh!
Just Shut up and listen
Wait a minute. There's one thing I don't understand.
Yes, Marge. I can see him.
- Um, better look in the manual. - Ignorance.
Look at me! Look at what I can do!
- Good lord! - Put out an A.P. B...
We'd met the enemy, and it was Montgomery Burns.
Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level.
Do I know what rhetorical means?
- How did you survive? - Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground.
when we were fighting a force of pure evil?
Oh, no. They're biting him and stealing his pants.
- Then why did she leave me? - Let's find out.
Mom! Mom!
Yep. I saw her.
his sideburns an apogee of sculpted "sartorium"-
Anyone seen my spaceship
But I did. I sent you a care package every week.
- I'm sorry. - That's okay, darling.
So full of questions and bright, shiny eyes.
When this baby goes off, Burns's lab is gonna be history, man!
Time for bed. Sing me my bedtime song, Mom. Time for bed. Sing me my bedtime song, Mom.
Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?
She died when I was a kid! See that stone angel up there?
You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted.
Jerry Rubin gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes...
Abe, isn't Homer cute?