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"You can't set your watch by a dream. They operate on schedules all their own."
You are professional picture taker. It's your dream come true.
Cousin? Cousin, cousin, don't do that. - I'm just gonna hang up my coat.
Have you noticed the time? - Yes, I've noticed the time.
A baby being rescued from the burning building.
You're supposed to get the presents?
...didn't go to the trouble of getting a card to say:
I can't believe it.
Mr. Twinkacetti, good news. Cousin Larry sold a photograph.
Are you done?
Oh. - And get this.
I'm 24. Time ran out at midnight.
...and you are off in dreamland with a stuffed sheep.
And the proof is that nobody even bothered to acknowledge my birthday.
Happy birthday!
Why don't they call?
It's your birthday, isn't it?
I'll hide the party stuff, and that way, we all surprise him at the same moment.
You know, I learned something else tonight.
Fine. You didn't lock me in. There was no one at the door.
Cousin, how did it go at the newspaper?