Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did I forget to mention that the jerks didn't want to buy my photograph?

I'm a loser in life.

Why? Because he lost his voice, and that's that.

No, no, you can't come in. - Balki, you invited us, remember?

I may as well throw my master plan right out the window.

I suppose this means you also didn't bake me a cake?

What the matter with you is? - Nothing the matter with me is.

Wise up, Appleton.

Now, tell me the truth. Are you really surprised?

What is a master plan?

I'll tell you why, because nobody ever returns your calls.

Okay, everybody, start singing.

Because I have a squirrel in this one.

You go downstairs and head everybody off.

What if a giant prehistoric monster crawls out of Lake Michigan...

Balki. Balki. Balki.

You know, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Happy birthday cousin DONNA Love cousin Amanda

I've got Cousin Larry locked in the closet.

You know what they used? The oldest cliche in the book.

Well, at the last minute...