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I'm Greg Universe.
I was so worried that my parents would think all this magic stuff is weird.
it was when that dreck nearly fell into our mouths.
Alexandrite: You two, come out of that bus, this instant!
- Steven: Maybe it'll take us to a real apple farm! - What's up with you
She just doesn't understand that it's satire. [cellphone ringing]
[all gasp] Alexandrite: [groaning] [pop!]
Steven: Connie!
Wow. That was a masterful use of the "because we love you" shutdown.
- and live somewhere else without telling anyone! - Steven: That's a great idea!
Don't be rude. [munching continues]
[clears throat]
no dinner for 1000 years 1000