Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am not under any orders to make the world a better place. -Ethan Hawke, Reality Bites 1994

Passed the church and the steeple

My, my, my-y-y Whoo

Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.

So what? Do I get a medal?

He's, like, the little... That guy?

Michael, I'm sorry.

Well, um... What am I doing? What am I doing?

Am I here to amuse you, Ms. Pierce? Is that the reason I'm on this show?

Enough already Where is Spring

So come sit with me.

I only hear what I want to

You've got this whole thing with the world, don't you?

Do you have a problem with me or something?

God! Oh, well, congratulations, Troy Dyer.

A Harbor in the Tempest In yo face castle

Yeah! Roll 'em right up. It's liberating, isn't it?

All I want is you-ou

No bed of roses

Dad, don't talk to her that way. She's not a child.

After you've been in the real world, you're gonna appreciate that car.

You know, you're very beautiful.

- Well, yes, of course I have, but I... - But what?

I wish I could be perfect, okay? I wish I could be like Troy,

Well... Uh, my dad died.

'Cause your love

So what are you doing for the rest of your morning?

I'm gonna take Sam against his will

is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie.

You guys, we have to have a family meeting.

Patty got drunk in her closet every morning before junior high school.

Evian is Naive spelled backwards

Honey, that's not all I'm getting.

Today for all you dieters, guiltless goodies from Chef Skinny Ninny!

we're gonna give you her old BMW.

He said you caught me 'cause you want me and one day you'll let me go

I smoke my Camel straights.

Why are you acting like a jealous boyfriend all of a sudden?

- ...when I was 14. - ...when I was five years old.

Thank you. We'll be right back with a new American cheese snack idea.

I'm trying to make my transition to print journalism.

Very impressive.

Find him? I've got five...

You get one in the morning. I'm talking 44-ouncer, not this 32...

If one more guy walks out on me, I don't even know what. I swear.

I wanna be let back in the house.

You said that I was naive and I thought that I was strong

I know this isn't PBS, but is this okay?

I been locked in

You see, this is where Troy was fired from his 11th job.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're hired!

I don't treat you right

- I called the Psychic Discovery Network... - Nothing is going down

Well, you don't have to put that down on your application.

I'll tell you the problem with your generation. You don't have any work ethic.

Things don't work out like that.

- Coffee or cappuccino? - Oh, he ended up saying decaf.

but it's a pretty good opportunity.

I mean, I... I wanna...

it is a good morning with this audience.

Hey, my little unemployed waif, you're the one who's lookin' for work now, okay?

expensive, snazzy, Italian suits.

Michael, don't laugh at me.

how can we repair all the damage we inherited?

Wow. Lelaina, look at you. You look... Where'd you get that dress?

I know it sounds stupid, but it really meant something to me.

It's just, I worked so hard.

If you ain't the most hardheaded woman I have ever seen.

Roy, why are you doing this to me?

New shoes and a case

Really. Just forget the whole thing.

Somehow, he can rationalize it,

Oh! Who told you that? Your psychic partner?

- Ma! - I'm right here, son.

Taped on location at eight-year-old Davey Robbins' party

You are the only woman that I could ever commit myself to.

I’m Bursting With Fruit Flavor

Charlane, she can make up her own mind.

and we can't afford a new deposit if the phone gets shut off.

There you go, sir, and have a 'tude, Wienerdude. All righty.