Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I had a shitty week.

Well, newspapers are the last watchdogs of our government.

Would you shut up? I just got fired.

until I get that toehold in the burger industry, I got time to suck.

Let's go Ooo-Ooo-Ooo-Ooo

I'm in an accident. I got in an accident.

Tom, didn't you listen to her speech today?

a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

I hear you call I will run

Your story to remain untold

that are about to take place.

...ly pear, I, uh...

That's A. And B, it's disgusting.

It's junk. Depressing junk.

Well, don't flatter yourself.

- Me? - Yeah, go ahead. No, I was talking to...

You're Watching General Hospital On ABC You're Watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia On FX

Burn, baby, burn Disco inferno

You're freaking out. And you know what? You're gonna have to deal with the results.

Newsstand! N, newsstand. He used to work at a newsstand.

With a sword and a pistol by his side

No, that's not it. I just... I, uh...

- Dinner? - Coffee.

It's such a shame. I am so through with men.

But all the promises we make

Director of Photography Emmanuel Lubezki

I'm not a Valedictorian, but I play one on TV.

- Shut up. - It's not even a big deal.

Should I astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and Faustus hood

and I know I'm being selfish.

Hi, Mike. Thanks for comin' down. No hard feelings.

It's a noun. It's, uh, when something is ironic.

- Vickie just figured something out. - What?

Lelaina! If we promise to pay you back, will you spot us a pizza?

What I'm tryin' to do is constantly find those people,

'Cause, as you know, we're entering a new phase here at the channel:

We're on the road to paradise Here we go

I said to my reflection

you seemed to have forgotten

Now if you'll come this way, please,

Good morning! Boy, I tell ya,

- I don't have any cash. - Domino's takes checks.

smell the... Everything.

- We did that one. Go. - It was cute.

I don't have time for your games. We're laying people off around here.

I know, I know. But this time's different.

You know what you remind me of?

What are you talking about? Walk out on you? You walk out on them.

It actually pulls moisture away from you. It's good.

- Is yours good? - I don't think it's very fresh.

I should've protected you and your work and I didn't. I'm so sorry that I didn't.

Honey, I didn't have kids until I was on my third husband.

Ooh, you make my motor run My motor run

- But it's still meat loaf. - It was never meat loaf!

- And then it just goes away really quickly. - Gone.

I just got a $900 bill on my gas card.

I can't even take care of a Chia Pet.

The free clinic AIDS test.

And the best thing I can say about that is, uh...

Burn, baby, burn

Why can't I get just one kiss

Lelaina. You know the punishment for premature evacuation.

I was wondering if I could talk to you a minute before you go.

- Negatory. - Yeah!

- Give it back. - Give what back?

You mean so much to me, Lelaina, and I just...

It's junk. Depressing junk You know my rules for Video View, light and perky

My parents got divorced when I was, uh,

- So you gotta give them... - Meat loaf?

- Listen, don't kill me, okay? - What? What?

Murders, there's one committed each seven seconds

Don't you think it would be so much easier?

you are a master at the art of time suckage.

I don't... I don't wanna lose you.

you can pick up the phone and talk directly with a professional psychic

- What is your glitch, huh? - My glitch?

All I want is you-ou

Yes, good morning, ladies and gentleman!

Who's the boss? Huh? Tony Danza? I don't think so. It's you.

And I thought that I don't belong

Can you turn this up, please?

unintentionally do anything that you're not comfortable with.

I was told there'd be no math on this exam.

and it was like everything was three squared times pi...

But I look at your pants and I need a kiss

I was gonna look for you.