Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and has real, you know, quality

It's the only thing I really learned in college.

What is your glitch? My Glitch?

Irony, uh... Irony.

I win the big commitment cook-off and you just run away?

refuse to work an 80-hour week

Okay. All I know is he went back to Chicago alone.

Come on. It's for my documentary.

Why are you suddenly acting like a jealous girlfriend?

- Yeah. - I'm, like, ruining your whole life here.

sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Lelaina, I'm sensing you're in some trouble.

Oh, would you two just do it and get it over with? I'm starving.

I mean, my best friend?

You try to give away a keeper or keep me 'cause you know

- Where were you when I needed you today? - Uh, I should go.

Why can't I get just one screw

we will continue our short but happy walking tour of the career of Troy Dyer.

Here's the deal.

and there's five pairs of his boxers I've just washed unknowingly.

Till I'm going, going, gone

My dad, my dad,

They're of the I just got laid variety.

This man, does his name start with the letter N?

- Oh, God, Troy, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - No, it's... No, it...

The sky about 10 minutes before it starts to rain.

'Cause if you do, let's get this out.

Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?

No bed of roses

Lookin' for tomorrow

Oh, come on. Isn't there some statute of limitations for embarrassing incidents?

Okay, I dropped out of school before we got to that, all right?

Baby, tell me that my love ain't good

I'd really consider using a microwave.

Try at something for once in your life. Do something about it. But you know what?

I might do mean things, hurt you, run away, and you might hate me forever.

If I don't know where to go, I'll get there.

My Lord, I saw on TV

I haven't actually seen it yet, but we had our best guys workin' on it.

- And you? - Well, I, um...

- Laney? - What-y?

No, you amaze me!

maybe... Probably dying of AIDS.

With pleasure. I really feel sorry for that poor girl.

When all I want is you

The old manager tried to kill herself by eating a whole pot of poinsettias.

I'm late for a jean-folding seminar. Let's locomote.

Oh! Right through the heart.

Heated Rivalry is a really good show

Michael, I don't...

He's not a yuppie.

I don't know. I have no idea.

I mean, I mean, you amaze me!

I hate it. I just thought that they would freak out over your tapes,

I think you still really love Monte.

You don't want a BMW. Tell him, Lelaina!

Michael, Michael, Michael! I really miss you!

You're Watching General Hospital On ABC You're Watching Marvel's Agent Carter On ABC

M-M-M-My Sharona

I was really gonna be something by the age of 23.

You're oddly, oddly attracted to me. It turns you on.

I don't know where he thinks he's spending his nights, but...

he remarried six months after the divorce.

I'd like a career or something.

The Big Gulp. Because, see, now listen.

How can we repair all the damage we inherited?

A flannel for my face

And the guy, the court jester, dies all by himself.

Okay, everybody. It's a special night.

Your bravado is embarrassing.

I put on your note card to get your own expresso.

Honey, all you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.

It's cool, Troy. You can stay.

And then I die.

This bandana by Donna Karan is blue for Crips, red for Bloods and only costs $75.

I know I've had a couple of those.

Just afloat on the sea

Boy, okay. When I made this thing, I kind of made this promise to myself

Oh, would you two just do it and get it over with?

Oh, please, no one gives a shit right now. We're starving.

Troy who? What was that name again?

And I thought what I felt was simple

I'M MANAGER OF THE GAP I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THOSE T-SHIRTS

I don't know who that is anymore.