Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm really not that smart.

There's everybody at my funeral wearing halter tops and chokers

-give it back.-to me Please don’t stop

I'll just throw it back in his face. I'm gonna do his laundry. Yeah!

It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.

and my gut is telling me that, uh,

Well, I guess it doesn't really take much to make me happy.

If you really believe that,

I think maybe I'm gonna wait...

They would never hire you at Whole Foods.

'Cause it's like... Do you ever have those moments in life

as if we did not see them disembowel their revolution for a pair of running shoes

No, I'm fine. I had a late...

Excuse me. Don't Bogart that can, man.

I'm, uh, making this documentary about my friends,

The answer is...

Why don’t you get a job at Legoland? They’ll hire you.

I'm on the phone

Burn, baby, burn

Do ya hear that? Negative! Here, let me see that.

I blame my parents, though. I think I was conceived on an acid trip.

Melrose Place is a really good show.

- So is it a date? - Yeah. Yep.

I think that your documentary would be perfect for In Your Face.

Yeah, it's taking orders and making change and, uh,

Look, two tickets, all right? New York.

- You know, evolving. - I just can't handle this right now.

and happy and all of that.

- God, I love astronomy. - Really?

Yeah. You got time to lean, you got time to clean, buddy.

I can always hear the song

- This is, uh... This is, uh, Jean. - Janine.

where everything is okay?

Hey, Troy. You got a phone call.

I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.

- No, no. No. - What?

- I... This is... You, no... - Come on. This is really...

Find myself on a page of history

That's a bad... I'm sorry. They were just trying to market it.

And we'll also be visiting with a man right here from Houston

The sweetest thing that anyone's ever said to me.

I've never been a good example before, and, um,

I'll find something else, you know?

- I have to bring them to the club. - I hope he knows

You know, I think he's gone.

- taking... - No. It's a juggling act.

Just let it go, Dyer. Surrender the fantasy.

Oh, nice job. Very well done.

Because it could be fun

sitting on my shoulders.

And this woman was singin' my song

- That's not what I want. Nothing! - I know!

Well, you're gonna tell me the answers

Let me hear you say yeah Let's go

Yes, you will be assisting me

You have this great piece of work, and we have this audience, these kids.

because the world doesn't owe you any favors.

There’s no secret handshake

Money? Oh, but what's money to an artist?

- Well, hi, Lelaina. - Hi.

Seriously. Is there like... I mean, have I like, uh,

Where'd you hear that? A Renaissance Festival?

I'm... You know, I make $400 a week.

because I believe if we can get two women on the Supreme Court,

Oh would you two just do it and get it over with? I’m starving!

Me, to Pennsylvania and Nevada