Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. No. I'll call you back.

I've never had sex with somebody that I loved before.

At the moment, I'm working...

isn't really because I'm that terrified of the big A.

and he says to me, Son, the answers are all inside of this.

You better do it now and better do it fast,

Why are you on a cellular phone?

We're just trying to pay bills here. So, Troy, if you got any money...

'Cause me, you see I'm nothin'

When all I want is you

Lelaina, we need to talk to you.

Good morning. Now, Libby,

Well, it's a long, long journey to...

Now let's take a peek inside our Video View and see what we have in store today.

I just want, like, a nice house.

And I'm sittin' here on Capitol Hill

and they've been together like, um, 26 years,

Pajamas, a hair brush

What's that? I'm not a Pepper?

- You look like... You look like... - A doily.

And what I wanted to tell you... was that I love you.

No, no, I'm not scared of...

And the stuff with you, that's really great stuff.

No offense, sweetie, but you don't have any experience on a newspaper.

From the cradle to the grave

Yeah. She's getting dressed.

- Who's Michael? - Let's order a pizza.

Why don't you get a job at Burgerama? They'll hire you.

Oh, yes, it does, Denell.

I know it wasn't gonna end world hunger or save the planet,

You're just gonna have to swallow your pride.

they had this little retarded boy workin' the cash register.

And if the magic of the adventure overcomes

- Are you retarded? - No, I'm rhyming.

I could spend some time forever with a girl like you

- Shh! - So you been up all night?

Hi. Don't say anything. I screwed up, I know.

Come on, let's go. You don't need this.

- No, no. Hang on a second here. - Ohh!

Believe, some things that I wouldn't miss

Mom, please? Come on.

And I'm sorry for being such a bitch,

As you can see, I have, uh,

I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet.

Sorry, Lelaina, but you can't navigate me.

We're gonna have to deal with them just like we've dealt with everything else.

I've wanted you like this for all these years.

We'll have a hall monitor. I don't even know if this is allowed in the building.

I remember being so happy...

We're on the ride to nowhere Come take that ride

Don't even make sense that I wrote this song

Hey, don't. Hey, watch the camera.

but it's really about people who are trying to find their own identity

You have no idea how much I wish that I could go back

I mean, babies, okay?

M, M, M, My Sapura

And, uh, I just wanted to make sure that that was clear,

Lovers in love and the others run away

I feel like I've lost him forever,

No, no... giant plastic phones are the best!

I have to work, and unfortunately, Troy,

Right. I know. It was just a stupid...

I'm not into cars and stuff.

I just do not understand why this moment has to be Memorexed.

I have this planet of regret

- When you say sue... - It's not really my idea.

I'd rather check into a shelter.

Sammy, don't you realize? This is your one opportunity to play a small part

- Oh, shit. - What?

Fellow graduates, the answer is simple.

To anyone, anywhere I don't understand if you really care

Troy, does your father give you gifts like that?

Good, good, good.

A juggling act. You mean, like, metaphorically?

I know you can stay with me for one cigarette.

Because I'm getting a very strong N vibration.