Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when he was just a swell kid with hot ideas who was in over his head.
Try it on.
What do you do when the envelope is too big for the slot?
Once the Munce... Holy moly!
What the hell is it?
For instance, take a look at this sweet baby.
- Forty-four. - Forty-four, the top-brass floor.
Mr. Mussburger's office?
Then we could buy it back and more, of course, once it got cheap.
You're fired.
Plexiglas.
Buddy, say, buddy.
into the cold reaches of space...
Well, I... I made Dean's List.
Oh, my God, the Bumstead contract!
to Sidney J. Mussburger, regarding my demise.
Yes, Mr. Mussburger.
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Finlandson.
When our future president needs it...
Don't think I haven't noticed how you've changed.
Oh, buddy!
Values, watchwords, tender years.
Business is war, kid.
Tough luck, kid. You had a short climb up.
You know, for kids.
facility should be reduced by 15 percent.
New York.
Hoover: Crime Buster or Pantywaist?
I'm brushing up on my French with the most charming man...
Nothing much. I don't know. Just a blotch. Sure beats me.
But I guess you don't really know him any better than that board does...
Oh, yes, we're pruning away some of the dead wood.
Skip this part.
you know, for kids!
The barred-window boys are out looking for him now.
Oh, no, Amy.
for the more timid elements to run.
that wouldn't give you the time of day if you...
Tell him I'll be right there. Give him a magazine.
Hudsucker time...
By anyone's account, I single-handedly have saved Hudsucker Industries.
You know, for sirens.
The reason I mention it is it requires such a small capital investment...
Such is life. Seek and you shall find. Work and you shall prosper.
and you kept her on...
Next page. Next page!
A Muncie girl! Can you beat that.
I understand you're not very skilled yet in the secretarial arts...
Sit down, son.
At any rate, there I was traveling this great country.
he went on and ruled with wisdom and compassion...
When Doc Bronfenbrenner gets through with him...
- and buy our company. - What are you suggesting, Sydney?
Get your feet off my desk, get out of my office.
She's damn good, Lou.
What scientific principle explains the mind-bending motion...
They say inspiration is 99 percent perspiration...
Now, why on earth would the board want a nitwit to be president?
Yes, the principle is the same...
or an ibex.
What?
- ...exactly when you did... - I, myself...
Yellow? I'll show you yellow, boy!
No, no, not, McClanahan.
And weren't blessed with much...
I've got a harder story, The Sap From The City Desk!
The readers aren't interested in sensationalism...
Right. So I want a martini.
- No, single stitch is fine. - But the double stitch, she lasts forever.
Oh, Amy, where have you been hiding?
It concerns you directly
Go down to the second paragraph.
I give you the Rajah of Romance, the Ministereo of Moonlight...
She explains her predicament.
Well, that just about does it.
Yeah, Old Daddy Earth fixing to start one more trip around the sun.
...and in love.
- Fellas! - You got something?
- Watch it! - It's about a dim-witted editor who...
Yeah, monkey or not, I'm still editor of this rag.
Oh, come on, chief. That's a low blow.
We put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.
Had it installed last week.
when they promoted you from the mailroom?
Well, frankly, I...
- Do you have an appointment? - No.
Sub-franchising. Don't talk to me about sub-franchising.
Hoist the gold and blue.
merged with the infinite.
unless I see a vast improvement.
No, he's no faker.
He has a face only a mother could love on payday.
Hi, my name's Buzz, I got the fuzz, I make the elevator do what she does.
and in it...
How about Oklahoma!?
with acute schizoid tendencies.
There's one in every story.