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Why don't you come there with me?
Sure sure.
Effective immediately!
But the past...
- Blue letter! - Blue letter!
leastways if it concerns Hudsucker.
And the Federal Tax Act of 1958...
Who let you in?
I don't know, maybe she does deserve it.
We're making so much money in sub-franchising...
and keeps Big Daddy Earth spinning around.
How can you discuss his stock when the man has just leapt 45 floors?
This is how it works. It's got these ridges...
You know, for kids!
Quit showboating, Addison. The man is gone.
I'll stake my Pulitzer on it!
Barnes is the brainy inventor of America's craziest craze:
Mr. Mussburger...
Tough titty toenails!
But Norville, he's got some tricks up his sleeve. He does.
Well?
He bungled the Teleyard merger, thinks he's got something to prove.
If the editors of the Manhattan Argus see fit...
It's a blue letter.
In short... We're Loaded
And she's dynamite!
my water-cooler romance became a mad passion.
Sir, it'll take three hours to retype the Bumstead contract...
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure
It concerns you directly.
Love that tune. How you doing, kid?
Waring Hudsucker! You get it, buddy?
You know, for kids.
You know, for clicks
Mr. Bumstead's threatening to leave.
Who are you? How did you know who I am?
Tell me about it.
Well, it's done now. What's the use of grousing about it?
That dame...
He didn't say. But, man, is he from Squaresville.
but what really hurts is watching you outrun your soul!
When you're dead, you stay dead. Just ask Waring Hudsucker!
Rockwell News presents, Tidbits of Time.
Norville, don't you remember how you used to feel about the Hoop?
Mr. Mussburger, I'm gonna give your pants a nice double stitch.
They're discharging 80 percent of the workforce.
I don't tell no one nothing unless they ask.
Accordingly, I hereby bequeath all of my shares in Hudsucker Industry...
It's called Ann's 440. It's a beatnik bar.
- I filed it yesterday. Nice tie, Earl. - Well, do a follow-up.
An idea like this sweet baby doesn't just come overnight.
Harry Gambotz?
You're the expert, but at the Muncie College...
I wouldn't call them nincompoops.
Ideas ersatz!
That's what sells newspapers!
He's that big-shot faker!
a boy bred in the heartland, but now the toast of New York.
without the enzymes kicking in after so long...
Well, if you fold them, they fire you.
I thought you were an imbecile.
or Italian coddee and the people there, well, none of them quite fit in.
Shake hands here with Sears Braithwaite of Bullard.
Well, thanks for being so generous. It is human and you are divine.
He's concerned.
Single stitch is fine.
Archer's not going to go gooey for a corn-fed idiot.
I had the boys down at R&D throw together this prototype...
When he learned that Norville owned the company, Sidney was upset at first.
- Your... - Sure, it was.
You know, they say there was a man who jumped from the 45th floor.
and started dreaming up them exciting new ideas again.
It's pure speculation! They'd have my butt in a satchel!
From the parties of the Park Avenue smart set...
the, Hula-Hoop such a success.
Is the Ala King repeating on you?
Out! Out of the office!
It's a long way down.
It's been a pleasure serving you too, buddy.
It's a fad. Anyway...
Then I figured out you were a swell guy. A little slow, but a swell guy.
Fight on Dear old Muncie.
That goes double for you, pal. Ear-clay? Ood-gay!
Well, maybe you're the company's biggest moron.