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Yeah well, I'm canceling my appointment.
( Music playing )
- That's what people do when they're lying. - Oh, stop it!
No.
I'm sorry. I still have the rash.
wait 45 minutes before you saw him.
Because your voice... when we came to your office your voice went up.
I was fresh out of business school,
Why's that? Look at this!
and say how excited we are for dinner.
- Give it up, okay? - Woman: Aw, come on.
Maybe I could fill in for her.
- And I will shit where I eat. - Or eat where you shat.
I did give you $60.
- from head to toe. - The full body scan in my underwear?
You said "fuck you, dog" to me?
Where's antoinette? Doesn't she remind you of these things?
Oh, you know doctors. They don't tell you anything.
He saw a little piece of music
- It's not hers! - Right.
Grieving process
I can't believe it. So you're telling me the truth?
might take for her?
("New York times" headline: "Unemployment drops:)"
You know that he and I used to play in a band together for a while.
She found out on the phone in my office, yeah.
Yeah, you know, my assistant's not here.
( Groans ) all right, fine.
With susie and I, they're not so great.
- How about that? - Fabulous.
Don't wear that hat.
This is why you need to be here. Can't you come in for a day?
Oh, um...
- Boy, that really burns me, man. - What?
- That I am. - Rosemary.
You know, straighten up a little bit. Maybe you can get one back.
- I'll be right back. - Rosemary, am I crazy?
I hope you're planning on putting that stuff away somewhere.