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- You think so? - Yes yes.
- How are you? Good to see you. - Hey.
- Aw, don't worry about it. - Let's go, come on.
- What's wrong with the smiley face? - I feel like
"where's antoinette?"
- Yeah. - Yeah yeah.
You know, the bedside's a little overrated, frankly.
- You can't go there? - Med cafe... out.
- You know. - I'm sorry, Mr. Lincoln.
Hey, why don't we have dinner on Saturday night?
We love this restaurant. You're never gonna be able to come back here.
We've got some ground rules we've gotta make here, right?
- Eh, I think it'll be fine. - No, it's not gonna be fine.
Uh-oh.
Uh... okay, yeah, I'll be there.
What kind of mood are they in when they... when they talk to you?
I don't know. He didn't tell me.
- Finally the guy dies. - Oh my god.
That is what we call in my business a benign keratosis.
Okay? Peace, brother.
- It's a breakup. - Yeah, it's a breakup.
Yeah, a smiley face at the end.
And she was not at her father's bedside when he passed away.
Pfft, you know what, stu?
- I'm down to four restaurants. - Mm-hmm.
Body survey?
- Well, where is she? - She told me that her father was dying
- Get out, no! - People who do that, that means they're lying.
- It's not mutually exclusive. - It seems a little weird to me.
- I heard, yeah. - To go shopping.
- Thanks, dog. - I can't believe you just gave away a cabinet.
- This is Larry David. - Hello, boss Larry there.
- She's just staying with me for a couple of weeks. - Hello.