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( Music playing )
- Hi. - She's the hostess here.
- So you think that my wife has a big mouth? - ( Deeply ) yes!
- She's smart too. - I'm sure she's very intelligent.
- So you still got the $60. - Yeah.
It's routine and it is strictly necessary, all right?
- This is nice. - Thank you.
- Hi, how are you? - Hey!
Be careful about the smiley faces.
- You do? - Yes.
Maybe this is
I mean, come on.
- Bye, sweetie. - Can't wait.
That is a boldfaced lie.
Yeah, except she hasn't been here in three weeks.
I'm moving in next door. You can call me dog.
It's... shouldn't she be giving it back?
Hey, thanks for calling. That's so sweet of you.
Ahh!
- * going to run all night... - ( Honks )
- Oh wow, look at that. - There you are.
Oh, listen, one other thing. Richard Lewis, he's a friend of yours, is he not?
Oh, for god's sake.
- What if he hangs on for, like, six months? - That's the problem!
If you don't sneak a peek at the penis, I'll... I'll...
- Perfection, right? - Meanwhile I'm having dinner with the two of them.
- I don't doubt it. - Yeah, you wouldn't be with someone who's not.
Oh!
Maybe if she just said, "dad, I've got to get back to work."
I never let any of my patients wait 45 minutes.
I believe they refer to that as a smiley face.
Ah, she texted me.
How are you doing? You holding up okay?
- thank you very much. - Bye.
You got pudding in here, okay? You got fucking pudding. Gimme a break.
I was so sorry to hear about antoinette's father Jim.
Congratulations. That was gorgeous.