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- Knock knock knock. - Hey, Larry, hello!
Mm-hmm. You're actually gonna use
- ( Sighs ) - hey, Larry.
- Really? - I was an executive secretary for 30 years.
don't you think the sorry window has closed on that?
- Oh really? - Okay?
Well, it's a mystery to me.
- Heidi: Good night, sweetheart. - Thanks, good night.
What an asshole he is.
More than you do apparently.
- ( Slaps ) - Rosemary: Stop please.
He made you wait for 45... Are you lying to me?
There can be no bullshit on this counter. Do you understand?
Well, not if it's good.
- Is that so? - As they lower the casket.
- ( Miriam laughs ) bye. - We'll see you.
- You're a fucking schmuck. - Well, we don't see it the same way.
So sorry.
You've heard of the shark show, right, "great white wonderland"?
This weighs almost five lbs. You eat this? You put this in your body?
- Thank you, Larry. - I'm very very pleased.
- Do you have any idea why... - No!
Bye.
We're excited to hang out with Heidi... Heidi, right?
Jeff: Hey, that's antoinette's mother.
- Susie! - Philandering
(such as "I miss you.:)"
- Both: Hi. - What just happened here?
It's important I take a look at you.
- Mom, I'm gonna go get a glass of water, okay? - Am I crazy?
between me and Heidi.
Hmm.
I believe that's called a smiley face.
Sure! Yeah.
- Is that what this is about? - Nothing to do with the I'm sorry.
How's that rash?
- The first guy? - The first guy.
Oh my god, that's awful.
- Yeah. - Thank you for dinner.
And, um... well, that's not the funny part.