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They're walking down the beach, and my ex-wife says,
[ Chuckles ]
I'm going to count to three.
[ Sour notes play ]
Well,has he eaten anything?
You're the sloppy drunk!
[ Laughing ] not condoms.
people point him to the bathroom.
I told my family I just wanted my birthday
[ Inhales sharply ] Tell you what.
Uh, I -- I haven't started yet.
Uncle Grumpy, why are you so angry?
you were out there having fun!
[ Chuckling ] I don't think he was talking to you, buddy.
[ Laughs nervously ]What? Yeah.
I have a better one now.
♪ Nants ingonyama
Yes, and those 12 wordswere just as generous
[ Rapid footsteps departing ]
and I knew they'd get all suspicious
They're so beautiful!
Ooh. Ha. Okay. Oh, boy.
It's the one day a year that can be all about me.
Enough!
a box set of DVDs of all the Dean Martin Roasts.
and say what we love about Cam.
"I can't drink because I have work in the morning"?
Yikes.Hate to follow that.
where people simply click and ship gifts over the Internet.
Just as I had hoped,Mitchell is miserable.
and that I stay mentally challenged.
Fastest thumbs in the West!
[ Crying ] I still can't believeSherry said no
How old are you?
And that'show you roast! Bam!
Are you okay?
He has no rhythm. That's what I mean.
it goes without saying
But you know what, Haley?
She's a beautiful woman in a bikini."
[ Blows ]
Wait. What was it called, again?
No, I taught her to go for the gun.
Vincent's a sloppy drunk.