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Uncle Grumpy, why are you so angry?
Wait. What was it called, again?
Yes, and those 12 wordswere just as generous
[ Inhales sharply ] Tell you what.
I have a better one now.
[ Blows ]
♪ Nants ingonyama
Enough!
It's the one day a year that can be all about me.
Ooh. Ha. Okay. Oh, boy.
you were out there having fun!
[ Crying ] I still can't believeSherry said no
[ Chuckles ]
She's a beautiful woman in a bikini."
a box set of DVDs of all the Dean Martin Roasts.
[ Rapid footsteps departing ]
And that'show you roast! Bam!
[ Laughing ] not condoms.
Yikes.Hate to follow that.
But you know what, Haley?
and I knew they'd get all suspicious
people point him to the bathroom.
Just as I had hoped,Mitchell is miserable.
I told my family I just wanted my birthday
He has no rhythm. That's what I mean.
where people simply click and ship gifts over the Internet.
"I can't drink because I have work in the morning"?
and that I stay mentally challenged.
You're the sloppy drunk!
[ Laughs nervously ]What? Yeah.
They're so beautiful!
[ Chuckling ] I don't think he was talking to you, buddy.
Well,has he eaten anything?
I'm going to count to three.
Vincent's a sloppy drunk.
[ Sour notes play ]
it goes without saying
Are you okay?
Fastest thumbs in the West!
Uh, I -- I haven't started yet.
How old are you?
and say what we love about Cam.
They're walking down the beach, and my ex-wife says,
No, I taught her to go for the gun.