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Alright, let's make a wish!
So now I feel like a jerk.
You're squeezing me too hard.
It's a...littleearly birthday present.
[ "Turkey in the Straw" plays ]
I can't believe they hadmatching robes in their car.
So, um, I thought it would be fun
and then you entered from stage left,
Well, now I feel like hell.
Surprise!
♪ It's the circle
if we all went around the room
No!
Oh, oh, Jeffrey won't stop telling
Oh, what are their names?
Um...
Sorry about that, Dad.
I can hold it for a few minutes, okay?
♪♪
Yeah, the contractions are getting closer together.
It goes without saying
My year was beautiful.
We know what to say.
Look at you -- all preg-a-nant.
No.
"Deliverance"?
Again, I'm very sorry about impregnating your daughter.