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Ooh! Thank you!
[ Gasps ] Ay, where arethe babies? I want to see them.
so great.
I really don't appreciate being criticized like this,
and keep me on my toes, and I want to thank my family
[ Sighs ] I do. And it's...
Huh.
Here. I got you a present.
I didn't know he wrote in it.
No -- "The Muppet Movie."[ Shudders ]
Oh, God.It's worse than I thought.
Wow, this is wrapped so nicely!
[ Laughter ]
Ohh.Ah. Close, Dad.
What's wrong with that?
...Cam. Yeah.Jay, you re-gifted my gift?
and you have the boobs.
You're cute, but I don't date teenagers."
some kind of silk pillow?
It is? Yes!
[ Laughter ]
I don't think she's been using my gift.
Why would you say it that way?
At leastit's not a re-gift.
Haley and I have had this plan for years
You may think these are jokes,but it's way too real.
Bang!
Together: How old is he?
There's no way they'd believe that.
a wonderful book about wine.
Haley's fine.
Hey, how was your recital, Phil?
Yeah, she can't have it.She's pregnant.
She was so brave.
You're next, huh?
[ Chair thuds ]
when we go to these things,
♪ Bagithi baba
This year, for my birthday, I decided to have a talent show
Oh. No, they're, um...
♪ Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina ♪
and fell for each other over our love of improv.
Eh.
Hey, everybody.
♪ If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day ♪
I'm gonna text himto come get me pregnant.