Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No -- "The Muppet Movie."[ Shudders ]

Hey, everybody.

Ooh! Thank you!

Oh, God.It's worse than I thought.

This year, for my birthday, I decided to have a talent show

[ Chair thuds ]

I'm gonna text himto come get me pregnant.

Why would you say it that way?

[ Sighs ] I do. And it's...

♪ If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day ♪

and you have the boobs.

I didn't know he wrote in it.

Together: How old is he?

You're cute, but I don't date teenagers."

and keep me on my toes, and I want to thank my family

[ Gasps ] Ay, where arethe babies? I want to see them.

Here. I got you a present.

You may think these are jokes,but it's way too real.

a wonderful book about wine.

...Cam. Yeah.Jay, you re-gifted my gift?

There's no way they'd believe that.

Wow, this is wrapped so nicely!

I really don't appreciate being criticized like this,

What's wrong with that?

♪ Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina ♪

Yeah, she can't have it.She's pregnant.

Oh. No, they're, um...

♪ Bagithi baba

some kind of silk pillow?

At leastit's not a re-gift.

She was so brave.

when we go to these things,

and fell for each other over our love of improv.

I don't think she's been using my gift.

Ohh.Ah. Close, Dad.

You're next, huh?

Hey, how was your recital, Phil?

Haley and I have had this plan for years