Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is Amy Brookheimer, my chief of staff.

I don't want any of this. Figure out a way to get rid of it.

Janoari 2, 2006

It is called multitasking, Dan.

Janoari 7, 2006

So have you seen my viral...

How's about putting a sock around the ball?

I know Governor Chung very well

- It worked this morning. - Okay, one more time.

- 50. - Let's take 3 or 4 and buy that site.

'Cause when you do that to the vice president, this is what happens!

And I'll tell you something else. If you're over 30...

She's about to promote me to campaign manager.

Well, I'm really looking forward to meeting Craig.

If it's any consolation, a porn parody

No, he... another room or something.

They have a bathroom here, or do they put their turds up in the cloud?

I meant you read it very inspirationally.

Unless she had an Iraqi maid or something.

No, no, I'm not talking about that.

Fuck you, stepdad one and stepdad three.

and share an open plan environment with me?

- Done? - Done.

Put them in. One-two.

I do have one fiscal question. Right now,

There is a lot of interest in the Chung torture story.

Poor kids, they don't realize

- Screw you, Dan. - Oh, yeah, that's right.

- What are you doing? - It's like a rollaway.

But you can call me whatever you want, Craig.

Stop playing ping-pong!…and go have a great time somewhere else

Mike, I am balls deep in this omelet.

you are showcasing other people's content for free.

You fucked me, Dan. You fucked me with your face.

Ugh, it's a space toilet.

- He's what? - You mean metaphorically?

I am telling you that those allegations are false.

What is going on with that?

in a couple of months on this job,

That's what she said. She called it that.

- It's complicated, isn't it? - It is, it is.

- It's twat. - Oh, yeah.

Clovis wants to buy Ryantology.

Okay. Well, Madam Vice President,