Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let's shake. - All right.

- Well... - Nothing.

which is MeetMeyer... M-E-E-T...

- Uhoh. - I know, he's a great actor.

- It wasn't. - This raises another point.

- They Yahoo things there. - Okay, bye.

People want to work with us more than they want to be paid.

- Have you seen my viral? - Dan, we need to break this Cassie bitch,

Next week we have Rupert Grint from the Harry Potter movies.

These are the opening times for Sea World.

So, ma'am, right now, you're at your hotel.

In the ladies' restroom, they have some sort of an Internet toilet.

Janoari 22, 2006

Jonah, get off the line. And then the planet.

That was Jeremy Irons. Ron Jeremy is a porn legend.

Whatever makes me happy?

Are you making a friend for the robot?

Melissa. So good to see you.

Move on. We're moving on. Let's move on.

This Danny Chung torture story.

- No. - Oh, my God!

Remember, while you're there, do not use Google as a verb.

We're going to put this on you.

No Selina, you need to say Smartch.

See you at the Town Hall. Gonna be fun.

Janoari 14, 2006

- and anybody in between. - Yeah, yeah. What about Jonah?

is a sure sign that you've officially made it.

He's well-known in DC circles.

- You don't know what it is? - I absolutely know what fracking is.

We cannot have this Jonah Ryan or this fracking story

Oh, isn't this nice?

He's rich, as in wipe-out-the-deficit rich.

Tomorrow morning is Clovis. Then you go to Yahoo.

- Oh, thank you. I look forward to that. - Too happy.

Wow, look at... Oh, look here.

What is all this writing on that wall?

...but the now utterly discredited website...

It's like if Hitler could fly.

Sorry, that's the opposite of what I meant to say.

- I don't understand what this is. - I know.

Yeah. Hey, could we get two more?

So how low can you go, Dan Egan?

I'm left with gay Latinos and Jews at college, I guess.

Janoari 16, 2006

But I do like your Tablets in the School initiative.

Janoari 26, 2006

- Oh. - Mm-mm-mm!

Danny Chung? Torture? Come on.