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Maria's had…
Because you're pathetic. A worthless sack of shit.
John isn't actually able to swim.
I recommend canned pumpkin with a little hearty muesli…
Does Sheila maybe have, like, a food thing?
some nice plain yogurt.
My God. My God. Danny, your kid! Danny!
I'm a little scared of you.
Yeah, I can live with that.
I know I screwed up, and I don't know how to make it right.
Because you're a lying, conniving untru...
She likes it, and I understand why.
I disappeared, I said I was done with aerobics, with you.
And a man I believed to be my friend stole my video and bootlegged it,
and then you have to stay out of the water for two months post-op.
She is quite plugged up.
Yeah, well, I'm too good at it.
I just, you know, haven't seen you or Ernie recently.
than the one your husband's laying out.
Are you...
Drill into the ear,
peddling a bunch of old 1960's socialism...
She watches her figure, sure. But no more than any other woman.
- What happened? - I got inspired.
That concert shirt is a collector's item.
You don't know who I am, and you're just seeing what you wanna see.
There's this doctor dude I heard about in the water.
You've gotta go see someone about your hearing.
My God.
I take her advice, and she still abandons me
Really?
- Greta! - Hey.
but there's a pretty good chance you'd have permanent hearing loss.