Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Magnets? Okay, what, like making magnets, collecting magnets?
I'm a philan- a philan- a philan...
- Ooh. - Whoops. Uh-uh. Over here, guy.
No- Okay, all right. What's your favorite hobby?
- We dated hard, yep. - Both you girls dumped him because of his pizza face.
until the whole wedding thing blows over. Mm-hmm.
Come on, you guys blew it, dude! We blew it?
for over a year now.
Hey, what's- what's, uh- what's this?
Hang on a second, dude. You're not getting married?
Just magnets.
i’m sorry….did you just say your screen name is “can i tape you anally”?
No, no, no. That's not happening anymore. We're not, uh- We're not engaged.
She doesn't seem to get our sense of humor.
- Who are you trying to attract exactly? - Intelligent women.
Do you understand? Okay.
Your acne cleared up really well.
Does that calm you down?
No. Trust me, pal.
- I need a ride. - Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!
Yeah. I sat right next to you in trig.
The nearby one? Right down the street.
Right? Right? That's gonna work.
Oh, don't worry about Charlie. Charlie's over this.
Well, I suppose I'll be taking that milk steak to go then.
I'm a full-on rapist, you know?
Okay! Calm down, dick wads! It wasn't that bad!
I used to look like her. Give me my cigarettes.
Well, don't poke at it. Don't just poke...
Well, guess what, bro. The waitress is getting married. So suck on that!
Wonderful! Get out of here!
I help- I help people. You know what I mean? I'm...
Yup, that's good. That's good. Keep that up. And keep the drinking coming.
You're gonna like this. How's about I clear out the coat room...
Okay. So I thought we would play a game.
Stick to the game plan, okay? She's a lawyer. I like that.
Jack Butt
Yeah, I can see where this is going.
I'm a janitor at a bar.
and he might take us out, so...