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Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.
Little green ghouls, buddy!
How many dates is too many dates?
Yeah. Can I- How the hell are you gonna explain that to her?
All right. All right, all right. Does that calm you down?
You're not gonna get the shirt. This is what you're gonna do.
We'll always have bees is what we'll always have.
Talk to her about being a lawyer, okay? I can do that.
There was a guy in the bathroom. He wouldn't give me his shirt. And I was fighting him.
mrw games want me to try different choices but i always make the same choice
i’m sorry….did you just say your screen name is “can i rape you anally”?
Well, thanks, dude. Yeah.
it’s amazing
How many dates is too many dates?
how your wedding was gonna be all poor or boring or dull or whatever it was you were...
Where? A church.
Put milk steak. Agents will know what it is
- Dee Reynolds? - Yeah.
- Since when do you talk to Artemis? - She's my booty call.
Yeah. I figure if we keep the hive in the basement, we'll always have honey.
I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
How many people in the room have had sex with the bride-to-be?
No amount of cheese is too much cheese!!!
- Mmm. - Shit!
Oh, you big, old, fat stick in the mud! Come on in, you guys.
because of something I did with the onions to myself.