The Waitress Is Getting Married - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S05E05]

- I need a ride. - Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!

But I tell you what, let me pop a quick "H" on this box.

Okay. We'll go get sweaty in a Wendy's bathroom.

- We dated hard, yep. - Both you girls dumped him because of his pizza face.

I feel like a Cobb salad. It's amazing.

Great! Go have sex at Wendy's! Go for a ride.

Playing with magnets? Just magnets.

I ain’t giving you shit you old bitch!

Now I'm gonna want the milk steak boiled over hard...

It gets blocked up in my mouth. I don't say it no good, so...

Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.

As I tried to explain before, you cannot get honey from a hornets nest.

you dumped me and you said it was 'cause I was gonna grow up to look like Edward James Olmos.

- Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes? - People's knees.

You know, funny little green ghouls, go- What?

Yeah. But I am who I am.

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Uh, magnets.

I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.

I'm a full-on rapist, you know?

You know what I just realized? I don't care about anything she's saying.

- All right, what are some of your likes? - Uh, ghouls.

Salt? Sea... salt. Sea salt.

Magnets? Okay, what, like making magnets, collecting magnets?

Oh. Oh, I'm a bad boy? I'm a bad boy?