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A double negative

He was always a stupidly optimistic man mean, I'I'm afraid it came as a great shock when he died

you took the key to the weapons cupboard out of my pocket,

got the rope from the open cupboard, and throttled Yvette.

Go on. I'll be right behind you.

And the singing telegram girl?

I suggest we all draw lots for partners.

No, you can take that away, honey.

Do come in, madam. You are expected.

Why did you invite us here to meet your late employer?

You're a doctor?

That would've been quite an achievement,

Who wasn't here with us?

but in her death and the deaths of five other people.

How can you make jokes at a time like this?

If we split up into pairs,

J. Edgar Hoover?

Perhaps he doesn't want to get acquainted with you.

I suggest that we stack the bodies in the cellar, lock it, leave quietly one at a time and forget that any of this ever happened.

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

Wadsworth, I was...

She screamed, and we all ran to her.

is for one of you to kill Wadsworth now.

My husband's a paid consultant. There's nothing wrong with that.

No? Who's gonna stop me?

I think most men need a little practice,

All the doors are locked.

But it was locked!

I keep everything tidy. That's all.

- You did? - Of course, it's obvious.

I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

If he was such a patriotic American,

Well, it's got to be put somewhere. If I've got it, I know I'm safe.

If he told you to invite us all to his house, why did he arrive late?

and Colonel Mustard's work on the new fusion bomb.

I've been shot.

Was the policeman working for Mr. Boddy, too?

flames on the side of my face,

We can't take fingerprints.

Wadsworth. Don't hate me for trying to shoot you.

but one of us knows he's alive.

- I'm going to open it. - Why?

Was the brandy poisoned?

All right, it's true, I knew Yvette.

Turn on the lights!

A foreign power.

and there are two dead bodies in the study!

Can I interest any of you in fruit or dessert?

- J. Edgar Hoover? - That's right.

killed the motorist with a blow on the head,

As I was trying to tell you, there are no bullets left in this gun, you see?

I'm shouting! I'm shouting! I'm...

Wadsworth, we got her.

I also received a letter.

My life is an open book. I've never done anything wrong.

Something funny's going on here.

Heterosexuality was just a red herring.

Where's the chief?

Even psychiatrists can tell the difference

Mrs. Peacock, it's all right.

- Only the cook! - Only the cook!

We know each other.

Hill House, off Route 41.

and Mr. Boddy will be behind bars.

furrys seeing good art

Don't I know you from someplace?

"it will be to your advantage to be present on this date.

And then Yvette met you and smiled and poured you a drink.

He was a scientist. Nuclear physics.

I found an abandoned car down near the gates of this house.

So she hit him on the head with the candlestick,

Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Yes indeed, sir, you are expected, Colonel.

Well, we know what's in the study.

The funny thing is,

Well, he couldn't have been dead.

a double negative!

How? By cutting his head off, I suppose?

But You Ever Began Shouting. NO!

Either. Or both.

recognized the girl from her photograph, shot her,

The game's up, Scarlet. There are no bullets left in that gun.

Which nobody can deny.

May I present Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet.

Take your hands off me!

- Shall I come in with you? - No!

Nobody could blackmail me.

Is this a plot between them, Wadsworth, or did Colonel Mustard do it alone?

Maybe the cop answered it.

We were all in a huddle.

You're not gonna drive home, are you?