Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want some juice?
I was medium.
So what did I get you anyway?
Listen to me, Axe Cop.
I hope you like dying
Hanging out in the dark?
True, it was the saddest day of my life
Good Santa? Is that you?
because I hate candy canes.
but in the end you avenged your parents' death.
A magic axe that can turn into any weapon I want.
Here you go, Axey.
Bad Santa,
Someone had poisoned their candy cane dinner.