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I'm right here if anything goes wrong.
her keys so we could
I'm gonna go check flights to Virginia.
You stole me my magic moment.
She's smart, Don-- it's her only bad quality.
Ah.
I mean, I have a suitcase full of matching sweaters
Well, I just don't want you to be disappointed
What are you doing?
taquitos.
because he foolishly listened
You got to say "drying" if you're gonna say "rack."
Wha-- hey.
that I didn't think of this one myself.
Look, I... I want the kids to know that
All right, let's hit the road.
Me and Kris Kringle parasailed into the church parking lot.
Happy wife, happy life.
and you set into motion a chain of events
you manipulated my parents,
just too freaking jolly.
Yeah, because we don't have any presents to put under
see the tree because all the presents.
So, how'd you do?
and Mommy's drying rack?
(gasps) Forgiveness.
Hey...! Hey...!
And a little funny, but... (chuckles)
Yeah.
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I tried to be very thoughtful, okay? Okay.
"If you like this,