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♪ Bought the bitch diamonds And pearls, I mean, whoa! ♪

She doesn't work here.

What are you holy-shitting about?

That's so nice. (LAUGHTER)

That's so cool. This is what you guys are up to.

Well, it's working for you.

Okay, he's out. What do we do?

You're gonna miss this whole trip.

Help me put the "fun"

That's what you're giving me?

every single fucking night!

go on this trip.

Couldn't they just torture her

Just grab it? Yeah.

I see you all the time.

No! You are the mergle fur!

(JEFFREY HUMMING) (PIANO PLAYING)

Yeah. Yeah, it has.

Someone order a boat with a side of adventure?

No, no! Thank you so much. No. Thank you.

JAMES: What do you think?

Just get some sun, is what I'm saying.

Oh, Jeffrey's home? What a shock.

Because I don't need it.

Oh, please. Don't start with this again.

♪ I had this bad bitch Uptown, she was whoa! ♪

So trust no one.

Why are you dressed like Powder?

I saw his brains.

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LINDA: Why don't you just say, "Thank you, Mom"?

You are such a sweetie.

What? Can I look at that?

And thanks for calling the US State Department.

Like, just adjust? Just like that?

Special ops! Wow, that's very interesting.

Because I just don't know what else to do.

Oh, I'm sorry. There's nothing yet.

Let me take that from you.

you take a risk.

Oh, well, yeah. That's good.

Is non-refundable.

Let's get the fuck out of here!

Are you getting it? Yeah.

Purell! Put on Purell!

'cause you guys have, like, the exact same voice.

Fine! She'll use it.

♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪

That is a rape whistle.

You speak Klingon?

I'll translate. You speak Spanish?

You got shot through the heart. Okay, Michael's gone.

I know that that is sincere, and I thank you.

Barb, you're wilin' out right now.

I'm sure we can rustle up some adventure tonight.

(SOBBING) Mama!

You know, why don't you wait outside.

to experience the culture, you know.

Ladies, listen to me.

And I was right.

But this year, Barb got a deal on this resort.

(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

Yes, you are. No!

I'll text you spoilers.

who knows how to get us to the...

I'm on this trip, Emily,

but it's an upsetting image. Okay.

"I wouldn't work here if you paid me."

Let me tell you something.

I am sorry that this happened.

Yeah, I'm gonna butter it myself.

Esmeraldas! She's in Esmeraldas.

This is my book now. This is not your book.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING IN SPANISH)

Why don't you guys take the first shift?

that James is part of all this, honey?

(JAMES CHUCKLES)

I think you might have killed the guy.

And the elevator there is made of steel.

EMILY: Oh, my God. We're stopped.

(ROGER SNORING)

(LINDA SIGHING)

Look at this. Okay.

And, well, the mighty one, the river, she's to the south.

(MAN GRUNTS) JAMES: Oh, shit!

and then we'll get back to the road.

Oh, my God! James!

♪ If I looked all over the world ♪

Shit, shit, shit!

Give me that thing. Oh, okay.

I haven't heard that one before.

This Whole Fucking Thing Is Insane!

See you at dinner.

Yes, please. A second opinion is... Yes.

Good news! Right now,

let me show you my dance.

No more scenic route.

(SIGHS) on, my God.

You, also on the roof. Everyone on the roof.

You're going with me to Ecuador.

I think I see them right there. Is that them?

You fucked with the wrong bitches.

♪ And I'll be dancing with myself ♪

Like, that is so rude.

because there was some kind of heist in Delaware.

All right. Well, do what you want.

Oh, my God. Our lives depend on Jeffrey.

I realize that.

We got a real Chatty Cathy here.

They have guns.

Harry Potter is the greatest of all the wizards.

about 50 miles outside of Bogota.

I'm going this way. I'm with you.