Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don’t live her anymore, remember?

Because I'm an old Southern woman.

♪ Yankee Doodle went to London ♪

Back at Truvy's.

I live here. I've got a job now.

If you don't mind.

Get with it, Clairee.

Yes. KPPD, the station of choice in Chinquapin Parish.

Some People Are Not UHCU Material

draped over anything that would stand still.

For you Jenni. Love pink!

You are too twisted for color TV

Ouiser, don't leave!

Listen to the football game tonight.

! An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.

in the most successful shop in this town.

I have to tell you your nephew Marshall

♪ Down in Louisiana ♪

Muck up... Mandy.

Spoken like a true smartass.

Southern ladies

You need a radio.

Marshall was always very theatrical.

DONT TAKE AWAY OUR BOM

What did you hire her for?

We'll be busier than a one-armed paper hanger.

there was a beautiful young gal named Shelby.

I’m supposed to give her a pedicure today I hate workin on her feet

Nobody move, my contact! Oh no!

Meditate and...

Then I thought you were a glutton for punishment.

The judge has not decided whose tree that is exactly.

If he's trying to drive me crazy

You think that's funny?

She can't be more than 18.

That's not easy to come by in this neck of the woods.

At her age, she should be playing Beat the Clock

LISA, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN KUNKLE'S PERM

#what.i.say.everyday

Bye. Bye. Truvy, go open the door for Biz.

which I made into ornaments.

Jonathan, don't you decorate your sister's car with condoms!

There's so much static electricity in this room,

Let's not get graphic.

Spoken like a true smart ass Jadyn.

Spoken LIke a true smart ass

Tommy.Jonathan!

to a golden bubbly.

That must be agony.

Even his imaginary playmates wouldn't play with him.

with a monster motif.

I cannot believe Shelby did that.

Louisiana, make some noise! Whoo! Hey Shelby. Congratulations. Me and my good friend Do-It are really excited to teach a... amazing dancey dance.

Ruth Robeline.... Her whole life has been an experiment in terror

Keep your eyes peeled for the Easter Egg Hunt area. It'll lead us right to the surprise. Okay. What's the surprise?

Mama, look at this.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRENDA yOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN OUR LUGGAGE

Happy birthday, Larry You know I love you more than my luggage

He had the longest nose hair in the free world.

Daylight's burning.

I don't feel much like it.

Whenever any of us asked you what you wanted for us when we grew up, what did you say?

You got hairs and fuzzies all over you.

So she went on to a place

Salmon is my SIGNATURE Color.... See my hat bitches?

I’m a chain!!!!

We always watch the fireworks.

Truvy. Thank you.

♪ Son of a gun, gonna have some fun ♪

I don't mean to upset you by saying that.

Sammy Dwayne DeSoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?

I love being around all those babies.

“Mama and Daddy, I have something to tell you.

We'll talk about uncomfortable when you're nine months pregnant, okay?

I think your form and content will improve with time.

Capelli: Southern Salons put good hair first

You should broaden your horizons.

Miss Ouiser, I met an old friend of yours.

I hate suspense.

Stupid clown! Oh Toodles!

What about adoption? You filled out all the applications.

Well... I really do love football.

In my day you could tell by a man's carriage and demeanor which side his bread was buttered on

Oh, M'Lynn, I really wish

Oklahoma summers Welcome to hell....

The girls prepare to head back to the rocket. Truvy carries her beloved makeup kit as she boards. Ouiser waves goodbye to Moon Man Spud and Jonathan and Tommy. Bye bye moon people.

that you've been making around here

something kind of like it.

you would be a much more contented, pleasant person

Half of Chinquapin Parish would give their eye-teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!

Lloyd took care of all that stuff.

Come on, Rhett. Kill! Kill!

Don't you threaten me, Drum Eatenton,

Annelle, you take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

You gotta lighten up!!

Now there is a stow for you.

she just wanted to take care of that little baby

I'm happy where I am.

Jonathan, don't you decorate your sisters car with condoms! It's tacky!

Happy birthday Cam Love you more than I love my luggage

Louie, take out the garbage!

I have a strict philosophy

if you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me

♪ Son of a gun, gonna have big fun ♪

I'm sure he's sorry he missed all this.

Look John, this is not a difficult question.

Annelle, did you do all this?

I'm sorry if I don't feel like it.

I know now I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome

Drum would never point a gun at a ady.

There was no way around it.

Yes, ma’am. I love to serve.

Let's not go into this now.

Drum would be so pleased.

Maybe you should come to the guidance centre

I must have missed the passage in Emily Post

It's in the shape of a giant armadillo.

Spoken like a true smart ass

I have new shoes.

and marry the first of two total deadbeats.

I had no idea he would alienate the entire neighbourhood.

After tomorrow it'll be a long time before I can pick him up again.

They're filthy. I would have gone with a darker colour.

In my day you could tell

Clairee. Clairee, let me hear you go, boom, boom, tsst, tsst.

Well, I guess since he doesn't have to carry the baby,

Shane peeing longest on water bottle. Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?

we have a very good result.

or I will call the police.