Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

“We are in the house of the Lord”

Carved out of Cream Cheese

Things were getting entirely too serious for a moment. We needed to laugh.

Well, M'Lynn, looks like you're ready to roll.

I think there's a story there!

Can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?

Oh, you sweet thing. Come on in.

Don't start on Jackson Mama.

You remember that, or we're all out of a job.

“Now, that can mean wearing...

I wasn't expecting to see you.

I've been staying across the river

I feel awful for 'em.

Spoken like a true smart ass.....

of North American birds.

♪ I'll cherish thee ♪

Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

Happy birthday Jeff !! You know I love you more than my luggage !!

Now it’s almost time for the Easta Bunny

If I could adopt one, I would, but I can't.

don't seem to have the kind' of depth that Chinquapin has.

Now I go to church.

YOU ARE EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED

You're looking at him and he's looking at you,

Are You High, rosa???

Go ahead. Blow it out, buddy.

I really do. I think that despite everything

but my daughter can't.

How long have you been in town?

I'm a little embarrassed. I'm windblown.

Don’t talk about me Like I’m not here…

What's some stranger doing at Ms. Jones' house. I'm really good at this now Biz. Thank you.

I am an old Southern woman I am supposed to wear funny looking hats, and ugly clothes, and grow vegetables in the garden

That is one ugly dog What kind of dog is that

Shelby was right... This is a brown football helmet

They'd probably make me eat a live chicken.

Does anybody have a mirror?

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE EASTER BUNNY

♪ Whoa, jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪

I'm tickled pink.

Damn it I am pleasant

and pink silk bunting

I've opened the can of worms for you.

Happy Birthday Efraín! You know I love you more than my luggage

Shut up Stop it

Louisiana lawyers do well, whether they want to or not.

Either shoot it, stuff it, or marry it.

♪ Son of a gun, we're gonna have big fun ♪

I don't have a car.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And this here's the best cherry Coke in the history of the world.

Let's go- Let's go call D-Daddy, okay?

Yeah. Here you are, Mrs. Latcherie.

Would you call this colour grape or aubergine?

Well, I have got some fried chicken here, prepared by Christian women,

Jackson and Shelby.

Should I get her a cookie?

Glamour technician.

Louie, hold up.

This pretty much sums up the relationship I have with my mother

will not matter.

Bye Biz! And don't come back! God, I don't wanna learn to beatbox every hour! It's a little tradition in the clan Truvy. This also goes for Annelle. Every hour, Biz Markie comes and drops some bad beats for us and also teaches us some sounds.

I used to have one,

Thanks, Ouiser.

What the hell is this for?

Now, that is not true.

Oh, I'd rather eat dirt.

Today my daughter...

Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you.

Oh, what are you doing?

I thought Sammy wouldn't mind you reading the Bible in bed,

He wants you to open- open your eyes.

You broaden your horizons your way,

They said she shouldn't' have children.

People are going to be hacking into this poor animal.

Girrrrllll! You need to be kinder To your circulatory system!

What are you going to name it if it happens to be a boy?

Oh, honey, what have you done to yourself?

Some fluttering in the A.V. fistula.

"Good morning Sunshine." "Bless your hearrrt."

Her colors are pink and pink.

It's been a long time since we've had a youngster in this place.

I don't know why. I don't make the rules.

When my husband asks why I spend so much on skincare

Come here, Rhett!

Jackson sounds like good people to me.

I can't imagine why.

In the arms of the man you love.

Quiet down. Quiet down.

this afternoon before Shelby's reception.

Can I borrow these back issues of Southern Hair?

♪ I'm done, done, done ♪

Good morning, Ouiser.

I have ever seen.

“For example,

It has to be delicate.

I pick up everything but boys and money.

when something like this happens,

There must be a better way to get rid of those birds.

Okay, buddy. Okay, okay.

Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Look at him.

“daring to wear, um...

You Were brought up right

And I personally feel much safer knowing she's up there on my side.

It looks like you've been driving nails up your arms.

When it's all said and done, there'll be a little piece of immortality

I wish somebody would explain it to my heart.

We should all be rejoicing.

Oh, well, I never watch public television.

Put it in Mommy's pocket.

You’d give your dog a kidney if he needed one

Have your roots done.

was back in 1972.

Look Jackson! It's my favorite couple, Leslie Hall, and Do-It! Hi Shelby!

Annelle's become one of the hottest tickets in town.

I think that would be precious.

Whitey Black is a moron.

Ouiser never done a religious thing in her life.

is our ability to accessorize.

Oh, look at you.

Jackson and I are going house hunting next week.

Jack, come here.

Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today? You run over a small child or something?

Mama, it wasn't that bad.

Where's your father?

Before I know what's happenin' I'm a-ready to doze. Truvy picks up four sheep and holds them in their arms. Ouiser is furiously shocked she doesn't say a word.

Fiction writers be like...

Come on, Sammy!

I got to give this animal tranquillizers.

I bet money she's paid $500 for that dress

Well, something along the lines of“congratulations.”.

Teachers trying to make it through this horrible flu season.

I'm running a special called a Christmas quickie.

You're only a few feet away.

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Her colors are pink + pink.

george what is your problem mate??!! boing good riddance faye you are you trolley pusher in with two sweetheart canstoipslcclies!

She needs spanks!

to someone who might be a dangerous criminal.

It was a great party!

Shane, you know I love ya more than my luggage.

because I can nap at home for free.

And I'll take care of him.

Shelby and I, we agree on one thing...

This is KPPD Radio,

♪ He's a Yankee Doodle boy ♪

who's filling in for leanne burke? timothy side.

♪ Jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪

Merry Christmas.

Cooperate, please.

Congratulations, Drum.