Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait. I have to get a mental picture of this.

Spoken like a true smart ass

Laughter through tears Is my favorite emotion

It's repulsive.

I’d recognize this penmanship anywhere You have the handwritin’ of a serial killer

How I feel about Haley getting on stage last night

Shelby, let's go.

Hi, Jack. You remember me?

with a high political official.

Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket

Look Jackson! It's my two favorite guests, Leslie Hall, and Do-It! Hi everybody!

. There’s a story there

Oh dear Lord. Hey kids, just gather round, for Biz's Beat of the Day, I'mma teach you some sounds!

You have the handwriting of a serial killer.

I've always wanted to give a wedding shower with a monster motif.

Her colours are pink and pink.

Annelle, You Can Take Your Bible And Shove it Where the Sun Doesn’t Shine.

What are your colours, Shelby?

All right, all right.

Oh, nobody move! My contact! Oh, no!

Keep your voice- Jonathan!

Well, he owns all his own equipment, and I don't.

Her husband got killed in World War ll.

♪ It's the loneliest place on a Saturday night ♪

I really don't think things could get any worse.

but it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live.

Now I think we need a little more juice.

"I can't even begin to think how you make grey icing."

Miss Clairee, finish about your nephew.

does he listen?

to be caught with her tinsel down around her knees.

Boom, boom, tsst, tsst. Whoo! Doing good Clairee. Okay, let's see what beat Biz is gonna give Shelby.

Please, call me Truvy.

Hey, Tommy, where's Sammy?

yes beryl idudjdfnjddocodjcjcbalsmsmfifififfumarrerette? what do you want? i want to do some moburchering in micronesia.

It’s time for the easta bunny

Maybe because the elastics shot in her panty hose.

so I'll have a kidney transplant, I'll be fine.

I hope your husband feels better.

All gay men Are named Mark, Rick, or Steve

She's prays at the drop of a hat these days.

Mama... help me.

You’re a Chain!!! Oh, Spud!!

Shelby, you're going to be late for your own wedding.

by a man's carriage and demeanour

Smile. It increases your face value.

Happy Birthday Jeff !!! You know I love you more than my luggage !!

I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby.

Are you Annelle?

and let me see if I can figure out who they are.

or change the migratory patterns

A net, a pair of safety scissors, big building blocks, and the Mystery Mouseketool. Which Mouseketool should we use to help Shelby cut the ribbon? The safety scissors.

Shelby is so happy.

I have chosen two shades of pink.

if you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me

but it's not real convenient when you're trying to keep up with Jack, Jr.,

Oh, lighten up.

I'm a chain, Oh Spud Oh!

On your mark, get set, go!

If I don't have something,

I'll buy them from you.

The older you get the uglier you get.

Ah-ah-ah. Glamour technician.

Who’s Anne Berlin?

Walking into work like

geoeoeonoo? what do you want wetoldgeorgenomarriage? feed the wetoldyounomarriageryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal no marriage to faye betrayal no marriage no faye! nofkfjffu mairirjrrh! thank you nomairrurzfaye jdjdjsujdkdkskoo! you're welcome nomarriagboing nomarrisusjddjjxxfbridges!

I asked him how he... met people.

Truvy. You kill me.

It's bad luck to see me before the wedding.

I'm not sure I can be gracious under pressure.

Annelle, it's wonderful.

to make heads or tails of it, and...

I think I'll come with you

The renal pulse is unchanged.

♪ We have a Cajun Christmas... ♪ ♪

THAT’S ONE UGLY DOG!

I'd rather have her here.

Men are supposed to be made out of steel or something.

Emily, you know I love you more than my luggage!

She's the best volunteer we have at the mental guidance centre.

I'm not worried. She's as sweet as she can be.

My secret is out.

Happy Birthday Brandi! You know I love you more than my luggage.

And we couldn't have done it without your help. Thanks. What a day!

When I put on pantyhose...

I got the receipt right here.

Wait, don't move! Can you back up, please?

oh god now nauotlblockiuntals! well at least buthered means extra toto extre ofufugfermgpoiuoccus!

Yeah. But I'll have sweet dreams with this under my pillow.

losing Shelby like that.

I know Ouiser! Who do we call when we need a Mousekuhtool? Stupid clown!

What do you want me to say?

Happy Birthday Brandon! You know I love you more than my luggage.

You old fuddy-duddy.

This town is so proud of her.

Happy birthday Jeff !! You know I love you more than my luggage

Go get a doctor.

You only have your first birthday once.

I had some words of wisdom, but I don't.

Honey, it'll do you good to get out for a while.

Aunt Fern made it.

I will speak to M'Lynn about this.

I'm not in the mood to play games.

Spoken like A true smart ass

[Humming “Hush, Little Baby”]

Oh, honey. It's okay, it's okay.

as Lloyd and I were.

I'm going to paint my front door red

If you achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.

Mama, I wish you'd get off Daddy's back.

I'm a terrible person.

Today is a very special day,

Music is a wonderful thing to have in the background.

I get down and get hip in the still of the night. I stretch and I yawn, and then I breathe real deep. Truvy!

I have three months to live.”.

The smartassery ru s deep in you!

Truvy just turned over the decoration responsibility to me.

Fictions writers be like

Oh I'd rather eat dirt

She's ready to roll.

Grey ice cream...

but I just like the idea of growing old with somebody.

Would you look at those, please?

The walls are banked with sprays of flowers

He enclosed this carport so I could support him.

and then proceeded to have the three most ungrateful children ever conceived.

if you can't say anything nice about anybody,

Just turn things over so you will not fall over Leave the confusion at the alter...#preachAnnMarie

Drugs or something.

Jonathan, quick.

who's filling in for isiah firebrace? beryl ball.

Shall we tell them, Mama?

Oklahoma heat....

I have some right here.

He is a boil on the butt of humanity.

They seem a little too racy for me.

I'd get to the bottom of this if I were you...

It's not signed. Let me see.

So you better get going on my nails.

Do you do this dialysis forever?

and don't even bother to wear a girdle.

Don’t talk about me like I’m not here!

I just know I'm gonna miss church.

We've already pulled their heads off.

Spoken like a true smart ass

Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man.

I saw something about it on TV- very dramatic.

You are evil, and you must be destroyed.

Serve him on toast!

and I love you.

Mama, Jackson will take care of me.

He's just trying to make my reception nice.

The Aquabats are like the special Super Music Friends for my lovely bride Shelby girls. Look at her face, she's loving it. It was a pool party for Shelby who's so cool. It was a pool party for Shelby who's so cool.

Stop that now! I can't hear myself think!

What does her boyfriend say?

'Cause I told him I wouldn't many him.

It must be exciting being in a new place.

We're doing our Jane Fonda.