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I am able to report as recently as last evening that Jen House is confirmed for brunch tomorrow
Nice guy or a Gentleman?
Hello, darlings. When did you get into town?
Our Motto At Capelli
They're milk.
[Flush]
Oh now that’s attractive, Oiser
Bet your mama's happy
Who?
She's so good with troubled children.
Stop it.
[ Radio: Announcer] This has been an extremely hard-fought football game,
To be fair, never in my 37 years have i met a Subaru owner that wasnt worth jackknifing. Subaru owner = douche!
Oh, come on, Spud.
Are you eating my picture?
Wish I'd have taken Louie there and got him straightened out.
I'm Fine The Dow is over 50,000
Morning.
We turned off the machines.
Are you trying to confuse me, Clairee?
There are still Good times to be had.
Corsages are pretty stupid
Hooper Academy #2 Gulf Coast (when I read this request I couldn’t help but hear Dolly’s voice) - Leann
Nobody's going to be hurt
I ran out of stuff.
Radio- What did I just...
I don't know why I'm here.
We check in tomorrow morning.
It's all right, honey. We'll get Sammy.
Come here! Stop it, Rhett!
Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash?
Clairee, you know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anybody.
Besides, I kind of like the idea of hiring somebody with a past.
Kill, Rhett! Kill!
No, no.
Neither. Sh-Shelby invited me.
It's your old pal Ouiser.
Nichole Your hair is so short
What impressed me most
It’s almost time for the Easta Bunny
I couldn't leave my Shelby.
Ouiser. Owen.
Annelle was the valedictorian of the hairdo class.
It's not any wonder,
Over there.
Oh, I mean aces.
Little buddy's making a wish.
This is it I have found it - I am in hell
You're jealous
Happy Birthday Sherry! You're how old???
gamyyble yes what telephone electric phone cord or whatever? the rip off truck in dawesville georgette would go the far and she has in the past i've got proof and only i know it. she'll keep up her sickies and get fired and end up with jimmy hausen and breadboard cardboard with automatic electrics electronic resources,because the wires on a dugong or whatever that object is.
Okay. All right. I'm going to hand it to you.
and we'll go trick-or-treating right after dinner.
♪ And be gay-o ♪
Ruth Robeline.
Diabetics have healthy babies all the time.
WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR TARGET
I cleaned them out of Baby Jesuses
I want to know why Shelby's life is over.
Relax.
that if this baby's a girl,
Go ahead, M'Lynn. Slap her!
Melissa
Bailey: aww I’d rather eat dirt!
how wonderful his mother was.
Monday morning!
Let go of me!
Well, I suppose, but I'm lucky.
We'll fix it.
The older you get the sillier you get.
With your family?
Sure. What are we listening for?
She worships the quicksand I walk on.
It's Miss Ouiser.
and go bar-hopping.
I’m
Spud, turn off that stupid television.
I hate these stupid neighbourhood things.
you have the handwriting of a serial killer
Hey kids, gather round for... Truvy, are these your friends? Yes. This one has a daughter who I'm trying to do her hair, and also suffers from Diabetes. Okay Biz, give us a beat.
Men are the most horrible creatures, honey.
Yes, ma’am. I live to serve.
♪ Because God made thee mine ♪
Huh?
Shelby, I managed in a few decades
Miss Linda , there are Still good times to be had.
He took all the money, my jewellery, the car.
at 20 paces.
Well, I have to be sociable.
Maybe I should have an emotional outburst more often.
Amy takes a Whack at Ouiser!
What's so funny in there?
yes eolixuieiertl nueitereoxmnsette? what do you want? i want to brialcay the renterettes in ao lanta nang.
You betcha. Come on girls, we don't wanna miss our special Cher! As Spud, Tommy and Jonathan wave goodbye to the six, Clairee blasts off back to earth
They're simply outdoorsy, that's all.
Stops by her house twice a week.
Drum and I have been planning
Yes, ma'am. I live to serve
she should not work after she gets married.
[Jack Crying]
♪ Never won't' come, come, come ♪
That's how it should be.
Oh, Shelby, really.
The veil would be prettier with your hair up.
Worse, the cake part is red velvet cake...
Are you read)I?
Tomatoes.
We are awful people. We didn't celebrate Louise's birthday!
It's in July.
I wouldn't miss the festival. How's your family?
I love it.
Of course it won't.
It's like talking to a brick wall.
Well, I'm not sure if I'm married or not.
♪ Son of a gun ♪
Dad, I got the target.
I can report that the Sherwood Florist delivery truck.
Uh... Annelle.
Well, come on. We have work to do.
the nativity made entirely out of sparklers.
You didn't bring your purse, sweetheart. You didn't bring your purse.
Congratulations.
Listen to me.
He's so excited.
you cut your dog out of your will
Find someone who looks at you the way M'lynn looks at Shelby Drinking the Juice
Are you high Claire
for us all to get together.
They're closed. What is it?
I hoof around my beddy just a-tappin my toes. No time for dancing around the bed Truvy, just go to sleep.
[Bang Bang]
Marshall did go about it the wrong way.
What would I do with a radio station?
Happy Birthday Sara!!
[Truvy] It must run in the family.
Will be back!
I'm Sammy.
You're leaving so soon?
Oh, I'd rather eat dirt.
I have such a bone to pick with you.
We are in the house of the Lord.
God! I'm so mad, I don't know what to do.
Please.
Hey! Hey! Lookee here, lool
Don't talk to me like that!
Confusion...God is not the Author of misdirection Leave the confusion at the alter...#preachAnnMarie
Delivery man!
And Shelby had a lovely,
Someone stop that truck! Stop that...
Caryn
Perfect.
Here you go.
And I can report that a strange car
Nothing. No, thanks.
♪ Pick guitar, fill fruit jar ♪
Would you do the honers?
ARE YOU HIGH DEE? WE AINT CANCELLING THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
Look out, Sammy!
Say you're going to many me.
I am pleasant.
The older you get The uglier you get.
We're so proud of him.
is because I have more money than God.
“Shelby, don't be stupid.
Come here, Rhett.
Well, tie a noose in it and slip it over your head.
Okay Truvy, let me hear you go, boom, tsst. Boom, tsst.