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In My Day You Could Tell

Wendy, can you check 240's I.V.?

No. I'm just screaming at my husband.

Not a very Christian thing to do.

Let's connect the bald spots.

It’s almost time for the easta bunny

to get the kidney out.

We're supposed to wear funny-looking hats and ugly clothes and grow vegetables in the dirt.

Truvy, are you leavin g so early?

Spoken like a true smart ass.

Shelby would love that.

Don't worry. I'm not going to tell them you're pregnant.

Miss Wendy There are still good times to be had

Oh, and to my new grand-baby...

Her whole life has been an experiment in terror.

Happy Birthday Natalie! Stay busy and enjoy the adventures!

How the hell do I know?

I did what you asked me, didn't I?

Rejection of the kidney.

Oh, I don't know.

I don't see movies because they're trash and they got nothing but naked people in them.

Furniture? Well, my.

Were you trying to sneak by us without buying some of our jumbo shrimp?

He is a pig from hell!

What makes you say that?

you've just landed yourself a job.

Gosh, Dad, I-I'm sorry.

Shelby was right.

He says he doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl,

No. I can do anything- except snakes.

in a very bad mood for 40 years.

What size you wear?

spoken like a true smart ass

Very good Lisa. Spoken like a true smart as!

for the 900th time this week.

I cleaned them out of baby Jesus’s

♪ Abide with me ♪

Drum left. He couldn't take it.

But I feel bad, Clairee.

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE EASTER BUNNY

yes beryl breatherette? what do you want? i want to do some marinating fluff to buff up in mariner's bluff.

There are people on dialysis that have been waiting for years.

Are you high Clairee???

No, but the wedding's still on.

Hey Shelbs. You wanna know something? Listening and dancing to music is awesome!!!! Sure is.

Yes Annelle, I pray

I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.

Are you high Clairee

Now, it's almost time for the Easter bunny.

She just has a little too much insulin, that's all.

Practically paint my foot. Looks like a stuck pig bled all over my hands.

You go on ahead.

and I was rid of him

She's sorry she couldn't be here. She's on duty.

I'm wearing my hair down 'cause Jackson likes it down.

Just like Steal Magnolias!

I'll broaden my horizons mine.

That's what I'm talkin 'bout Amen

Freezes beautifully!

What's the matter?

♪ Will make our love divine, v.

That's what my mind says.

You just live over there.

I thought he was a pest at first,

Look At Me. It Takes Some Effort To Look Like This.

I'm just going to tell them I'm going to be a granddaddy.

You got a reindeer up your butt?

Where dat baby at?

Is it still next...

Have to break them in.

This has been the happiest day of my life, Daddy.

You make Jackson Latcherie take good care of you.

Am I interrupting something?

That's the one.

I just think it'd be fun to have access to all that secret personal information.

Nothing pleases Shelby more than proving me wrong.

That Johnson he's one big hanging man Yes I know

There's a Messiah sing-along tomorrow. Oh, no!

Happy Birthday LeaAnn

This is boring as hell.

I need somebody to fix my I.V., please.

♪ Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen ♪

There you go. Drink some of this.

What's it for, the living room?

Was she praying?

I want to know why.

it seems like everything will always be perfect.

It’s going to be a great party!

And we talked and talked and talked.

This way. Come on.

The young 'un's got the prettiest hair I ever had my hands in.

When you love pink, you choose every shade. My colors are not pink and pink; they are blush and bashful. Pink is my signature color.

Get over here, Rhett!

Oh, yes, he's all right.

Are you HIGH, Clairee!?!?!

but I wanted to tell you that Sammy and I have decided

From Alexandria.

Whoo! Got the arrows, Daddy.

Miss DeLore, is 240 on Telemetry?

No time for thanks this morning.

Who's that from?

If I don't, I'll have to deal with my wife,

I'm the colour announcer for the Devils. I'm fabulous.

Yeah, exercises are good for her.

taking hearts, kidneys, and who knows what else.

Now you listen to me.

Looks real, real good.

♪ Jesus Lord, at thy birth... ♪ ♪

After all these years.

The groom's cake. The groom's cake.

I feel the need to make things as simple as possible.

Sister - Would you call this Color Grape Or Aubergine?

I FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE THINGS AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE.

But that dog is on his last legs.

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize

M'Lynn! Truvy's in trouble! I know Ouiser! Everybody! Who do we call when we need a Mouse-kuh-tool?

but in this day and age, who knows?

Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion.

Oh, I think you'll be back every now and then.

I am pleasant, damn it

♪ Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪

and maybe I am,

and it's my Sunday to count the offering.

They basically have to saw her in half

or disappointed or even inconvenienced.

I heard you got so screwed up

Okay. Open them up.

My car's parked over there.

What if she wakes up for two minutes and I'm not here?

Stop egging him on.

The rehearsal supper was a real experience.

Who's Anne Berlin?

Uh, Ouiser, forgive me, but I just been dying to ask you this.

Happy Birthday Sarah! You know I love ya more then my luggage!