Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I was rid of him

Oh, I think you'll be back every now and then.

I'm wearing my hair down 'cause Jackson likes it down.

Are you high Clairee

I need somebody to fix my I.V., please.

Practically paint my foot. Looks like a stuck pig bled all over my hands.

Don't worry. I'm not going to tell them you're pregnant.

That Johnson he's one big hanging man Yes I know

Where dat baby at?

♪ Abide with me ♪

Am I interrupting something?

Shelby was right.

but in this day and age, who knows?

The rehearsal supper was a real experience.

She just has a little too much insulin, that's all.

You make Jackson Latcherie take good care of you.

I'm just going to tell them I'm going to be a granddaddy.

That's what I'm talkin 'bout Amen

He says he doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl,

In My Day You Could Tell

Very good Lisa. Spoken like a true smart as!

I did what you asked me, didn't I?

spoken like a true smart ass

Oh, I don't know.

Gosh, Dad, I-I'm sorry.

Sister - Would you call this Color Grape Or Aubergine?

in a very bad mood for 40 years.

Nothing pleases Shelby more than proving me wrong.

What's the matter?

Uh, Ouiser, forgive me, but I just been dying to ask you this.

Yeah, exercises are good for her.

I thought he was a pest at first,

I want to know why.

Now you listen to me.

It’s going to be a great party!

My car's parked over there.

♪ Will make our love divine, v.

for the 900th time this week.

Was she praying?

Looks real, real good.

There are people on dialysis that have been waiting for years.

Get over here, Rhett!

This way. Come on.

Shelby would love that.

Stop egging him on.

Now, it's almost time for the Easter bunny.

They basically have to saw her in half

You go on ahead.

it seems like everything will always be perfect.

to get the kidney out.

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize

This is boring as hell.

♪ Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen ♪

I am pleasant, damn it

No time for thanks this morning.

you've just landed yourself a job.

Whoo! Got the arrows, Daddy.

taking hearts, kidneys, and who knows what else.

♪ Jesus Lord, at thy birth... ♪ ♪

But I feel bad, Clairee.

Miss DeLore, is 240 on Telemetry?

I cleaned them out of baby Jesus’s

Yes Annelle, I pray

Rejection of the kidney.

But that dog is on his last legs.

Truvy, are you leavin g so early?

That's what my mind says.

I just think it'd be fun to have access to all that secret personal information.

and it's my Sunday to count the offering.

Are you HIGH, Clairee!?!?!

Miss Wendy There are still good times to be had

There's a Messiah sing-along tomorrow. Oh, no!

Happy Birthday Sarah! You know I love ya more then my luggage!

Wendy, can you check 240's I.V.?

Who's Anne Berlin?

We're supposed to wear funny-looking hats and ugly clothes and grow vegetables in the dirt.

What's it for, the living room?

This has been the happiest day of my life, Daddy.

Freezes beautifully!

Is it still next...

What makes you say that?

Look At Me. It Takes Some Effort To Look Like This.

There you go. Drink some of this.

I FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE THINGS AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE.

After all these years.

No. I'm just screaming at my husband.

♪ Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪

The young 'un's got the prettiest hair I ever had my hands in.

If I don't, I'll have to deal with my wife,

You got a reindeer up your butt?

Were you trying to sneak by us without buying some of our jumbo shrimp?

Happy Birthday Natalie! Stay busy and enjoy the adventures!

She's sorry she couldn't be here. She's on duty.

He is a pig from hell!

yes beryl breatherette? what do you want? i want to do some marinating fluff to buff up in mariner's bluff.

Are you high Clairee???

Who's that from?

From Alexandria.

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE EASTER BUNNY

Not a very Christian thing to do.

Happy Birthday LeaAnn

I don't see movies because they're trash and they got nothing but naked people in them.

You just live over there.

but I wanted to tell you that Sammy and I have decided

That's the one.

or disappointed or even inconvenienced.

M'Lynn! Truvy's in trouble! I know Ouiser! Everybody! Who do we call when we need a Mouse-kuh-tool?

I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.

Furniture? Well, my.

Spoken like a true smart ass.

Okay. Open them up.

Drum left. He couldn't take it.

What if she wakes up for two minutes and I'm not here?

and maybe I am,

I heard you got so screwed up

Just like Steal Magnolias!

Her whole life has been an experiment in terror.

No. I can do anything- except snakes.

When you love pink, you choose every shade. My colors are not pink and pink; they are blush and bashful. Pink is my signature color.

Oh, yes, he's all right.

And we talked and talked and talked.

What size you wear?

How the hell do I know?

I'll broaden my horizons mine.

Hey Shelbs. You wanna know something? Listening and dancing to music is awesome!!!! Sure is.

I feel the need to make things as simple as possible.

No, but the wedding's still on.

Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion.

It’s almost time for the easta bunny

I'm the colour announcer for the Devils. I'm fabulous.

Have to break them in.

Let's connect the bald spots.

The groom's cake. The groom's cake.

Oh, and to my new grand-baby...