Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sakes.

Yes, Annelle, I guess it should.

but I'm nervous.

Clairee, I'd like you to meet Annelle.

I Want To Know Why

Your poor body has been through so much.

He asked if I knew you.

I cleaned them out of baby jesuses,

Open your eyes Shelby

Don’t worry We’ll fix it

Because I'm an old southern woman. We're supposed to wear funny looking hats and ugly clothes and grow things in the dirt.

Your brother's warden is what you are.

Normality is very important to Shelby.

What happened to the other four?

Oh, I'm glad, sugar.

Happy Birthday LeaAnn You know I love you more than my luggage!

I'll be right back, honey.

Oh, damn it, Ouiser.

Which Wave Should we surf next The Mexican wave

Get off my bench!

it really isn't any of his concern.

What did they do to it?

I don't believe it!

I got it, a classic...

a sexy slip of a dress that bares...”.

Your sheep! Call them off please! Hey! To tumble into bed while the sheep take my chum.

They named the new park after Clairee's late husband.

Happy birthday, Tony! You're how old?!

Sure, there may be risk involved,

since she was the reason we met in the first place.

I'm an adult, I'm not a five-year-old.

I think I have something that could cheer you up.

Sammy's so confused, he don't know whether

Truvy helped me see the error of my ways.

When my husband asks Why I spend so much on skincare

They do three or four a week in Shreveport.

I'm beyond help.

I am having an affair with a Jeep Wrangler

I guess the Eatentons are lucky.

the way I always have where Shelby was concerned.

Since when do you have track lighting?

You look real nice.

[Playing The “Wedding March”]

Well... we're...

But the bridesmaids' dresses, they are really beautiful.

I'll get some juice.

are named Mark, Rick or Steve.”.

He's really cute about the whole thing. It's all he talks about- Jackson Latcherie, jr.

so it gets pretty smooched down

Oh, a lot she cares.

That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol.

Wesley House Girls running late Brandy's response

I don't think I can take this. I don't think I can take this.

When only your friend will tell you the truth

You've got the flash-light.

I'm an old southern woman and we're supposed to wear funny looking hats, and ugly clothes, and grow vegetables in the garden

my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

This afternoon. Here, merry Christmas.

Having Jack, jr. Put too much strain on my kidneys.

Why deliberately do this to yourself?

Blood and sweat In every bowl full

That looks like an autopsy.

I want to know how that baby will ever know

I hope you and Jackson will be as happy

Thank you. And if this don't work on my husband maybe you can come back later.

Maybe I should start having them at home.

Why? What's going on?

Oh, you don't like it.

The Antilley family is selling KPPD.

Owen. Now, there's a blast from the past.

Jules, you know I love ya Jules, you know I love yaMore than my luggage

Quit it, Drum! Stop egging him on.

Jackson said...

Hello, Clairee!

The socket wrench, the socket wrench.

We can work this out, Shelby, please.

We'll sell T-shirts saying, “I slapped Ouiser Bordeaux.”.

I know everybody in this town and I don't recall having seen you before.

Bob loves Pork and Beans Eats 'em with everything!

It may sound real simple and stupid,

They're just too cha-cha for words.

ARE YOU HIGH DEE? WE AINT CANCELLING THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

Nobody around here ever wants a manicure.

What bushes? I can't see shit.

A Tale of Two Kidneys.

I realize that.

except Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball.

Let's play on the swing.

Oh, hush, girls.

The doctor said this would probably happen.

Charlie........ It’s time!

No sense at all.

People have babies everyday

Eles: "nunca diga I'M FINE" EU:

Ms. Clairee, what's a "Dancey-Dance"? A dancey-dance is when a new friend, teaches us a dance that we all do together. You'll see.

Great idea, Mama. I'd love to see what the boys would pick out.

Truvy turns the light off and closes her eyes. Ouiser starts banging on the door angrily. LET ME IN SHELBY!!!!! THESE GODDAMN SHEEP TRUVY INVITED OVER TOOK ME OUT OF THE ROOM!!!!!

but he's having trouble with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Then we'll make red beans and rice.

as long as you were wearing something inspirational.

I no longer have one.

yes beryl jungceylontrayal why is the O missing? because it went with chicken flesh.

Ouiser, how about taking a theatre trip to New York?

I do not see plays

his chance to have children.

until November.

Did y'all do anything especially romantic?

The hard part's finding the kidney, isn't it?

IF YOU GIVE THAT DRUG AWAY I’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH *CUSTOMER B* AND I MAKE IT A POINT NEVER TO DEAL WITH *CUSTOMER B*

I want a child of my own.

Go ahead Sharan, slap him

is to have a baby.

Shelby's afraid that Jackson will be throwing away

I shouldn't have said that.

and the nicest thing I can say about her

Well, I know what you're gonna do. You are gonna get in this car.

Somebody's got to take them.

So much has happened.

kind and wonderful good fairy named Clairee.

She worships the quicksand I walk on

Gotta get home now for Halloween.

He was going to fire a gun at me.

but no, we're friends.

There, there, there. That's a start.

Get our feet's in.

Is it that easy? Sure.

Janice Van Meter's the current mayor's wife.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

But... Janice van Meter

you know I love you more than my luggage

Are you high, Clairee?

You're welcome. Next.

when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went.

It is essential

I can do that any time.

Keep your eyes shut

This is the '80s.

That's a good one.

I swear, I don't know

Well, is that it?

Calories calories Calories calories

I was number one in frosting and streaking.

I need your support.

Take some time to belt it out today! And tell the enemy he can shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.

Let me in Shelby! These goddamn sheep took me out of the room! Don't you have your MagicBand with you?

But you get through it, and life goes on.

[Woof Woof Woof]

if you have silverware you'd like to keep.

and the groom's cake hidden in the carport.

Now it’s almost time for the Easter bunny

Once upon a time,