Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell me some of your most bizarre cases,

About three weeks.

Deb, you know I love you more than my luggage

which perfume are you gonna buy? versace dylan blue.

I'm just Too colorful for words

I was running around drinking, smoking.

Oh, it was probably one of those last-minute jitter things.

I have no idea what to get your father.

This funny-looking thing?

My colours are Blush and Bashful.

Of course you can.

[Ouiser] I'll write a check. I support art. I just don't have to see it.

Are you speaking of Our Lord?

What kind of dog is that?

Oh now that’s attractive, Ouiser

You should have drowned them at birth.

My grandson's idea.

Go ahead and slap her We’ll sell t shirts that say I slapped Bobbi Gannon

That's simple. You don't need to write that down.

It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook

No. Juice is better.

First Nancy Beth dethroned

♪ Cause I'm the leader of society ♪

Must be nice to be married to a rich lawyer.

I feel sorry for them, you know?

♪ Made thee mine 4;?

Are you listening to me, Spud?

Mama, this nail polish is drying way too dark.

and beryl bonk and i believe we should hand half of the clutter tax over to beachfront. because i believe already %89 of it has been invested this year. yes this will be our sign out the front: "donald trump lynne clutterbuck's bitch! ditch the witch lynneliar! clutterseagullbuck!"

I'm glad to see the two of you made up.

Drum says you never left her side for a second.

that's what really melts my butter *gadp

Take a whack at Ousier!!

It's in the foyer up the staircase.

I don't trust anyone that does their own hair. I don't think it's normal.

When You Get Overrun With Corporate Initiatives

I'm just too colourful for words.

Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had.

How many bridesmaids?

They don't give a damn about that grape shit.

In my class at the trade school,

His bid was 6,000 under mine.

Dearly beloved...

How precious is this wedding going to get?

Myrtle, the champagne glasses, they're all broken.

That's disgusting.

It was fabulous.

♪ And pray his love ♪

No, you're not.

You are playing hard to get.

That's all right, honey. Oh, it's all right.

Anything you want?

Shut up! You’re making a fool out of yourself!

very, very careful.

Eles: nunca diga I'M FINE EU:

Sony, Miss- Sorry, Miss Ouiser.

What's- Oh, my God!

I know now I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome

Calories Calories

What motel thing? I don't live here any more. Remember?

And last, but never least,

I have a strict policy

It could have been worse.

I'm intrigued. Are you married or not?

Me. Didn't your mama tell you?

and you mix and bake at 350

This one was not bad at all. It was not bad at all.

Now, it's almost time for the Easter bunny.

Shane peeing longest on water bottle. Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?

Miss M'Lynn, I don't know if this is the right time or place,

Our Motto at Capelli

♪ Down on North Walker street ♪

Okay, Mama. I said I'd be right there.

if you would find ways to occupy your time.

Are you high, Elon?!!!

because of that unfortunate motel thing.

Merry Christmas.

M'Lynn... you're in my prayers, honey.

Where did you find this?

Looks good Looks real real good!

She's the first Miss Merry Christmas in history

Hey Shelby, what time is it? Um, let's see what my watch says.

they don't get hidden.

Don't give all these to me.

when I go to bed,

That was his idea of breaking the news gently?

Welcome to... Oh my. Mama I don't have anything to cut the ribbon with. Let's call for a Mouseketool. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"

These are not difficult questions.

That's quite a walk.

[ TV Continues ]

We’re going to get rid of some birds!

Get off my- Good.

And Daddy always says,

Me Dealing with My Backyard Bird Problem

I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.

Okay. But first, hiccup, I need something to help tap the rhythm. Oh. I know. Why don't we check our Mouseketools?

Did you and Sammy get tangled up in the tinsel?

Yeah! Hit them again!

Oh, Mama, I'm sorry.

Eat a real dinner.

Quando me dizem: NUNCA DIGA I'M FINE EU :

The money's real nice and all,

Here, M'Lynn. Thanks.

We are awful. We are all hateful, awful people.. Here, all we've been talking about is weddings and psychotic animals.

Don’t put golden condoms on the people’s Oval Office walls! IT’S TACKY!

Oh, Truvy, I'm sorry.

Shelby, get my things.

Run on down, hmm?

How long has she been this way?

♪ Thilbodaux, Fontaineaux ♪

Would you like a ride?

What can I do for you?

I got to get her something. Put that on the list.

You can't screw up her hair.

I think your elves have gone berserk.

I just moved into town not too long ago.

You told me about 40 times.

♪ Just to ride the ponies ♪

A little more in her, she'll be all right.

That's the nicest.

I'm sorry You look like regular shit.

Is he all right?

When I was in school, my friends and I would dress up as nuns

It cost me 60 bucks to rent this sucker.

This isn't like Jackson

I doubt it. She got hit in the head.

There was no noise...

Ouiser, talk to him! He'll listen to you!

I'll tell you what I wish.

I wonder how much radio stations sell for.

i just wanna go back back to 1999 take a ride to my old neighbourhood, i just wanna go back to hit me baby one more time, wanna go back wanna go back. i just wanna go back my mtv on my cellphone does anyone remember how we did it back then? oooh maybe we should go back in time, ooooh maybe we should do it tonight tonight's the night

I'll write a check

we'd like to name it Shelby,

Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment...

Ferns, dancing, tons of people,

Good to see you, too, Ouiser, Owen.

You made a very good catch, Shelby.

Alright. I'm glad that Biz's Beat is over now M'Lynn. Okay kids, see y'all next time! Bye-bye!

Mrs. Eatenton, you have great hair.

When you've had enough BS

What is going on?

I'm not speaking to you.

Get your fingers out of the icing.

You got a reindeer up your butt

Honey, her coiffure card's in a box on the counter.

Of course they can.

that which does not kill us makes us stronger

Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash?

So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?

Thank you, Bark.

to get delicate pink nail polish.

Well, I guess we can't keep it a secret any longer.

I've got to get these beans to the Eatentons,

Can I help you, sir?

This baby is not exactly great news.