Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's somebody that wants to see you.

Not today you won't.

I don't know how you're doing on the inside, honey,

I’m a chain! I’m a chain!

yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes we poop on the rectory at seagullpoootre daseagullpoodme.

It was the most precious moment of my life.

You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.

I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.

To clean the kitchen and food prep OR take a nap

I can't talk about it.

Our motto at Capelli

how M'Lynn puts up with that.

I suspected this all along.

Just because I'm bragging on you, don't get lazy.

I want to take something that freezes beautifully.

They're Blush and Bashful.

MY colors NOT her

Oh but the making up can be so romantic

My colors are blush and bashful

Got a prayer request

If it had hair, a Saint Bernard.

and I think that in Shelby's case,

I'm going to put this little one to bed.

It’s okay, honey. We’ll fix it

Oh. That's wonderful.

every pink flower west of the Mississippi,

Look. I went to the fire sale

When you work a seven-day stretch on an offshore oil rig

talking about your kin that way.

It's just that...

Yes, you did. Oh, no, I didn't.

Just tell me what you said.

Whoa, M'Lynn! Looks like you're gonna need a Mouse-ka-tool to reach me! Where's Toodles?! Quick. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"

My unfiltered Fridays

Shelby says her half of the operation's easy.

Happy Birthday Heather! You Know I love you more than my luggage!

I think it's for Daddy.

♪ Through all time we'll be ♪

Melissa Don’t talk about me like I’m not here

who's filling in for gayle king? stephanie sparling.

Calories, calories.

I'm sorry, Ouiser. This whole thing has gotten out of hand.

I'm going to make you very happy.

Who the hell are you?

It says, “Better late than never.”.

and sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren

pink carpet specially laid out for my service

There's a big difference.

told me a big secret.

I don't like Belle Marmillion.

Does he ever listen?

Shelby. Shelby, you need some juice.

The radial pulse is weaker.

a cup of fruit cocktail with the juice,

It’s almost time For the Easter bunny

We're going to drop those beans off at the Eatenton house.

Hold your head up.

Of course, I pick her name out of the grab bag.

That's not funny.

Honey, drink, please.

Happy Birthday Efraín! You know I love you more than my luggage ❤️

I made everybody cry. Sony.

Could you hand me that bag, Pam?

“Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.”

[ Woman On P.A. ] Rodriguez, dial 7-4. Dr. Rodriguez, dial 7-4,, please.

Don’t talk about me like I’m not here

Our dancey dance friends, Leslie Hall, and Do-It! Whoo-hoo!

You should be kinder to your circulatory system.

this is it. I have found it I am in hell

and say “no” and “stop that.”.

My watch says, that it's time for us to say, "Hey kids, gather around for Biz's Beat of the Day!" Oh, no!!!

I'm sure I have something that will do.

Merry Christmas Ya’ll!

That looks like an autopsy.

Not that this is any of anyone else's business,

Okay Truvy, one more time. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha.

Not on your first visit

Everybody! Tommy, get all these people outside.

for the last few days

Then you are going to church with me.

When my husband asks why I spend so much on skincare

You got plenty of money.

Shelby loves you very much.

It is. So I serve it over ice cream to cut the sweetness.

I didn't see a car.

I'm going to support the arts in this area.

There you go, there you go.

Nothing like a good piece of ass.

all you wanna do on your day off is sleep

♪ Fast falls the eventide ♪

Oh, I'll fix it.

You sure? It's free.

We'll zip you up,

All the people want to hear about is touchdowns and injuries.

Don't you dare.

Here's the juice.

This is from Shelby.

Boys, I want to talk to you.

Shane peeing longest on water bottle. Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?

Impossible to get out.

I shouldn't have gone on the way I did.

I've been trying to show Jackson everything. He's never been to the festival.

What can we do to help?

Jaxon Spottke 10/5/2016

Her brownie kicked in

Be a soft-spoken dog.

Daily affirmation

What bushes? I can’t see shit

It's my dialysis.

Oh, I love mine.

I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly

and I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself.

This is my favourite part.

Happy birthday Jed You know I love you more than I love my luggage

People are going to be hacking into This poor animal

I want you to meet Annelle.

Well done Jessi.... Spoken like a true smartass

And I don't recall having seen you before.

and I wish you'd be happy, too.

Drink your juice Scott!

Call Connolly's Funeral Home.

Would you call this color grape or aubergine?

The only reason people are nice to me

Oh, really, now?

Oklahoma heat....

I am having an affair with a Mercedes-Benz.

Looks like you're gonna need a Mouseketool to reach me. Where's Toodles? Quick. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"

Drum, sweetheart, I'm on the phone!

if they got covered in bird shit

Don't joke about it, Spud

has been causing a nervous condition in my dog.

Mama, there's...

who's filling in for joaquin pax? patricia southall.

It looks like it's bleeding to death.

Is that all you're going to say?

I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome.

You're acting like a child.

Happy birthday Ronnie! You’re how old?!?

Mama, I don't know why you have to make everything so difficult.

Thus is like the bra conversation

Mama never tells anyone anything.

It makes you pretty.

Come on. What will it be?

Time for Tupperware!

with good ol' Southern values...

You stop that. You're a professional now,

I'm going to talk some sense into you.

I'm going to support the arts in this area

Sending prayers and good wishes!

He's going to be fine.

I wonder what Drew and Belle must be feeling about this.

Promise me you'll think about it

I'd love to be able to run my fingers through it and go.

Oh, Truvy, hush. It's true.

What's Jackson giving you? Do you know?

Happy birthday, Diane! You know I love you more than my luggage

I'm a beautician.

She gave me a place to live.

Tommy Lee, get your fingers out of the frosting.

was never heard from again.

she is right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.

I'll bet I have something that will do.

Just open, open your eyes

who's filling in for oprah winfrey? john geekie.

and told them to send me a warm body.

this year's Miss Merry Christmas

Oh, come on, M'Lynn.

It's hell to be poor and hired out.

Well... I really do love football.

Do you want your child to be a virtual student or not? These are not difficult questions!

You know I love you more than my luggage.

Bye Biz! Yeah Biz, thanks a lot!