Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boys, we're off to Truvy's.

is a little piece of heaven on earth.

You are a pig from hell!

Happy birthday Jed Love you more than I love my luggage

to stay abreast of the latest styles.

Miss Wendy There are still good tones to be had

The only thing I have ever said to you is that I want you to be happy.

With some little fringe on them.

“The Lord works in mysterious ways.”.

Daddy, the Super Music Friends Show is on! Coming hon.

They say that our marriage may not be legal.

to talk to M'Lynn about her husband.

Whitey Black says

Well, I am sorry, Sammy

Ouiser, you look like hammered shit.

I know you never do. Does he?

This is the romantic part.

Oh dear Lord. Hey kids, just gather round, for Biz's Beat of the Day I'm a-teach you some sounds!

The sooner my body gives out, the better off I'll be.

I’m a chain!!

The nicest thing I can say about her…..

from her Miss Merry Christmas title

Luke, don't you give your clients condoms!! It's tacky!!

Nancy Beth was discovered in a local motel

Maybe it will be.

Spoken like a true smart ass!

♪ Dress in style, go hog wild, me oh my oh ♪

I'm glad to see your interest.

I wear a size 6,

Put the cords behind the pole.

I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

she paid $500 for that dress...

I bet Lloyd got a kick out of it.

Would you call this colour grape or aubergine?

Don't look at me like that.

Well, it's very simple, really.

You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.

It's all over now. It's over.

I know you're in there!

I'll be the one in the veil down front.

Your technique is really good.

No. We're not going target shooting. Forget it.

This is football.

I don't want to expose myself to anything.

IF YOU GIVE THAT VIMPAT AWAY I’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH TENA THIGPEN AND I MAKE IT A POINT NEVER TO DEAL WITH TENA THIGPEN

I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere.

But there was also a horrible, evil,

at Robeline's boarding house.

He used to live in Ohio somewhere.

I don't know what I'd do.

Annelle, why are you so late?

Don’t talk about me like I’m not here

You look terrific.

You told him to get rid of them.

I'm going to have a baby,

Oh, I'm not worried about that.

Get out of them trees, damn it!

♪ Pick guitar, fill fruit jar ♪

I fed Baby Renz but not Alex, okay?

♪ On the bayou ♪

and we did things that frightened the fish.

[M'Lynn] I try.

considering the fact that the Dry Prong lines

Is that whose name you're taking in vain?

yes beryl euctionette? what do you want? i want to do some euiguillying and rooking bribs in ellenbrook.

Shelby does a lot of things I can't believe.

THATS ONE UGLY DOG!

You're joking, right?

White shows EVERYTHING, just look at those grass stains!!

[Annelle] Thank you.

Get out of there!

daily mantra to ....

to someone with my medical record.

Oh God. Your hair is so short.

I can’t even begin to think how you make gray shirts…

to marry the two most worthless men in the universe

Don't put ice down my back!

I can't talk about this right now Ouiser. Hey kids, gather round for... Whoa. Hey Ouiser, I wish I could teach all these people at church some sounds.

Mama's going to give me one of her kidneys.

My dad's going to say something.

I just threw the rest together.

Yes Anelle, I pray

And last but not least, the one and only, the human beatbox, Mr. Biz Markie! Alright!

I think it would help things a lot.

Oh, my feet itches so bad, so it’s really itchy still.

Happy Birthday Natalie! Hope you enjoy all the adventures!

I'll probably give them away.

She made the cake.

It was at Jackson's uncle's place on the river.

I'm a chain! Two Scoops!

You missed your chance.

You're going to have to get her pink suit,

The way Natalia feels about Ranch Style Beans

If they show, it'll look tacky.

Tupperware Party Time!!!

That explains a lot.

So much for the card game.

It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook.

We'll buy them if we have to.”

Spoken Like A True Smart Ass

You were brought up right

No. For the nursery.

M'Lynn puts the glowing glow worm back in her purse. Thanks Glowee. Well, we did it. We came all the way to the moon, found Truvy's makeup kit, and Clairee got to prepare for Cher.

But we've got to get to the moon to get my makeup kit! Well, as every good space captain knows, if you ever get lost, you can find your way by following the constellations. Isn't that right, Space Captain Clairee?

His heart's in the right place.

Wave those flags, son.

Nancy Beth, come along.

I hope you're satisfied.

Being a Brown's fan

Lord, I wish I could understand.

“L have a brain tumour.

Through here. Come on. Get her in.

Spoken like a true smartass!

Well, I do. There, I said it.

Kill! Rhett! Kill!

Come on home, honey.

there will be no more gunshots.

You betcha. Come on girls, we don't wanna miss our special Cher! As Spud, Tommy and Jonathan wave goodbye to the six, Clairee blasts off back to earth so the girls can happily see Cher.

They're in my bag. Is he wet?

I'm not about to open a new can of worms.

You are special Shelby

I miss romance so much.

Ouiser, Ouiser, I was just kidding. Come back. Oh.

She had six fingers.

♪ I'm gonna run, run, run ♪

Me talking about my kids

You were brought up right!

♪ Through light and darkness ♪

M'Lynn, what's wrong with you these days?

because this is going in the hairdo hall of fame.

that nobody cries alone in my presence.

How long is Biz's Beat of the Day gonna take while I'm trying to do Shelby's hair? Oh, thank God it's done now. Right thank you all kids, I love you all. Bye-bye!

Well I'm gettin' kinda drowsy, so the moment has come, to tumble into bed while the sheep take my chum. Call them off please! Hey! Not outside! Please! Not outside sheep! Truvy!

We're going to get a new house.

Drink the juice.

Hmm. Looks like somebody's husband's coming home tonight.

May he be as good-looking as I am.

Me, all day yesterday!

Now, are these chocolate chips semisweet or milk?

That is all she wrote!

It's not your fault. I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man.

Where's the other one

I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

Honey, time marches on.

I just held Shelby's hand.