Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The last romantic thing my husband did for me
I just want to hit something! I want to hit it hard!
Happy birthday Cam Love you more than I love my luggage
and had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep.
You don't know?
J 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪
Hello.
and of you, of everybody she knew.
Tommy says Jonathan's planning
Hi, Miss Ouiser.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
If you want to chirp about hockey and politics Come sit by me
Where's your father?
Okay.
Keep them shut.
Let me put it this way...
who's filling in for georgette mallard? emilda muzonda.
Yes, Truvy, you did a beautiful job.
Don't be silly.
Oh, Truvy, I can't believe this!
And pick up my green dress at the cleaners!
Looks Good. Looks Real Real
DONT TAKE AWAY OUR BONANZA
Hit this!
It's hard to keep white clean when you're tackled.
Best food in Louisiana!
Me writing thank you notessss……
I think… theres a story there
And I'll have you know you are working
Oh.
The nicest thing I can say about her, is... all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
Yuk, yuk, yuk.
♪ Gonna have big fun on the bayou ♪ ♪
Thank you, Annelle.
Are you going to quit your nursing job?
they carry those organs in beer coolers
I'll get my bags.
What's the matter, pal?
I got it.
Keep those eyes closed, woman, or I'm going to staple them shut.
This is my new...
Never. I love it.
She's prays at the drop of a hat these days.
long as you show up.
People do it all the time.
Go on! Get out of here!
Everything is horrible.
and then you all looked over at me. Remember?
Let's open the gifts.
Does anybody got a mirror?
One is much deeper than the other.
Why don't we focus on the joy of the situation?
I'd love to see you try.
Yup, this is me!!
before you make any big decisions about family.
I'm old and set in my ways.
All right. Load me up.
That man!
Well, get your little country butt over here.
You got that go bag ready?
Well, I have to admit,
I can't believe it's happening.
You got them real nice, Dad!
I’m intrigued, did I move to East Tennessee or the desert? These are not difficult questions.
Jackson's from a good ol' Southern family
Is the Karo syrup light or dark?
That VCR alone is worth getting married for,
yes bergumptionryl thompgumptionompson? what do you want? i want to gluetion the renterettws in nanjeindfg.
than a lifetime of nothing special.
She had her choice of going to a Bible weekend
Shelby, let me hear you go, boom, boom, tsst. Boom, boom, tsst.
You should not be on your feet all day long.
Then he said, “Hey, folks, I'm only kidding.
The police keep questioning me, but I don't know anything.
Mama, no judge is going to give a baby
Say please.
Was she hurt?
Drink some.
We're going to get rid of some birds.
I realize, as a woman, how lucky I am.
It's a matter of taste.
I can't stand this.
Owen's been gone from Chinquapin Parish since God was a boy.
He knows I like fresh flowers.
[Thunder]
who's filling in for amy winehouse? gayle barville.
Shelby wouldn't want us to get mired down and wallow in this.
Maybe I'm jealous.
Ouiser, I know for a fact
♪ This place is buzzin' ♪
Pretty talk. You have to be so crude?
Dieting got you like...
Well, as somebody always said,
Swanky Chic Boutique Grapevine Texas
At least in walking distance.
I'm so anxious to discuss this topic
My hair during the Pandemic
Whoa!
Will you follow me? Follow me.
I'm just gay.
I haven't left the house without Lycra on these thighs since I was 14.
Now practice this at home, and I'll see y'all next time. Bye-bye! Bye Biz! Thanks a lot for the beat!
Because those are the rules!
I usually wrap my entire head in toilet paper
White shows everything! Just look at those grass stains!
[Bang]
Getting my kids ready for school like
Yes.
ArE YOU HIGH dEE?
on talking to your husband
Her clothes are too big. She looks thrown away.
Oh, Truvy!
Oh, it's okay now. We worked it all out.
Ready? All right.
or to New Orleans with me and two other sinners.
Now, it’s almost time for the Easter Bunneh
Shut up.
They're hot and spicy, just like Annelle.
Whoa. M'Lynn! Looks like you're gonna need a Mouseketool to reach me! Where's Toodles! Quick. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"
And I think, there’s a story there
EAT SHIT AND DIE
Sorry.
the one with the little red cherries on the lapel?
Happy Birthday Renee You know I love you more than my luggage
I look at having this baby as the opportunity of a lifetime.
Please! It's my wedding day. Say something!
Mrs. Jones, let me hear you go, what you were doing earlier. You mean this? Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha.
If you'll give Spud a job, I'll give you hot oil treatments for the rest of your life.
They were both high.
When I said I'd be better off when my body wears out.
Yeah.
Looks good.
I did not raise my daughter to talk to me like this.
Nice, nothing. I own the radio station.
Good.
You're not sure?
I overslept 'cause I was up late cooking.
that all this noise
that Shelby is with her king.
When my husband asks why I spend so much on skincare
Don’t talk about me like I’m not here
We're getting lunch now. We're having a good first day on vacation. What are we drinking? Fruit punch. With lemonade. Julia's having tea. I love my iced tea.
Who gives this woman in marriage?
Walk me home, Clairee.
I'm a CHAIN!
Spoken like a true smart ass
Big day, isn't it?
who's filling in for jake and brandon callendine? gina borgogno.
ugly witch named Ouiser.
Previously pastored At Graceville Baptist
Wheezer Ya know I love ya more than my luggage
I just want to hit somebody till they feel as bad as I do.
Shelby, this is too cute.
Drum!
Oh, oh, oh. She's making some sense now.
No.
I know.
I bought all the stuff.
No.
Shelby, you scared us.
♪ When other helpers ♪
Ouiser, you know I love you more than my luggage.
yes beryl beezerette? what do you want? i want to angli your cans.
How you holding up, honey?
Cuanto te enteras que tiene novia
Shelby, I guess.
If you decide to get rid of them, I’ll buy em from you
We should handle it the best way we know how
Happy birthday Ronnie!! You’re how old?!?
Oh, God. Your hair is so short.
If Daddy catches you in here,
No. She'll be fine. Don't fuss over her.
at my reception.
There is no such thing as natural beauty.
and that drives you up the wall.
Meet me in the bushes Yeah right, That's how I got into this mess
It is mine.
Thank you.
What does Jackson say about all this?
Transformation Complete