Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I'm not about spend the next 50 years of my life

Annelle, you take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

He would like more, and I'm dealing with that.

and change my name to Elizabeth Arden.

You did this?! Guilty!

He remembers you.

They're family, and I love them,

They'd been smoking everything but their shoes.

Well, I don't have anything to wear.

Rolly Bassett got the contract.

She's going to have a baby!

It will be pretentious.

Well, ain't you excited?

Listen, I have just come from the vet.

“Never be afraid to try a brave new look.

Spoken like a true smartass!

Drop by this afternoon.

Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!

Now, see, that's what really melts my butter.

Ouiser, come back I was just kidding!

I'm not crazy, M'Lynn.

How about a glass of iced tea? It's the house wine of the South.

Oh now that’s attractive, Ouiser.

Have you lost your mind?

Team, Team... Just drink the juice

Well, thank goodness,

Your scalp's as clean as a whistle.

Miss Ouiser, that dog will eat Daddy alive.

yes beryl siobrayal? are you a member of the seagulls hall? yes i have to use white seagull poo hair dye to get those grayseagullpoograygayley roots and our great-grandgulls eat white poo chalk in the poorectory.

Happy birthday Tracy You know I love you more than my luggage

Mrs. Belcher, we got to go! The kick-off! Bye!

I don't trust anybody that does their own hair. I don't think it's normal.

Of course I know now

Hello, Louisa. Remember me?

♪ He is a Yankee Doodle boy ♪ ♪

Lloyd got a great deal of enjoyment at my expense when he was alive.

I'm supposed to go first.

Mama made me have my cousins and Margie St. Maurice.

And I'm not stupid.

Clairee, Ouiser, Truvy, and M'Lynn stare at the whale who swallowed the kids. Then all of a sudden, the whale started to snore. Uh oh. He's snoring!

Happy Birthday Sara! You know I love ya more then my luggage

And everyone lived happily ever after.

Bunky- that's my husband- He just vanished last week.

I have always wanted to give a wedding shower

She could have wanted a bikini waxing.

Fill us in on the reception.

I will do no such thing. Cut that out.

I don't have to wait any more.

No! Stop it, Mama! I have some candy in my purse.

Nothing dirty there.

Let's go and make some spaghetti.

What's the matter?

and talk to someone. We're there to help.

Me with anyone who still supports Israel.

and I'm so excited about this Christmas festival.

I've always been ready to go first.

I don't really care.

whether or not I can carry your children

It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook

Uh... they're lovely.

It's old, in black and white.

Monday! Daddy its time to go back!

Well, they always do it on Circus of the Stars.

That's not funny.

I find it amusing.

It wouldn't harelip you.

Oh! Great! Oh, thank you!

I can't wait to get home and try it on Jack.

Anne Boleyn. She was one of the six wives of Henry VIII.

Miss Ouiser, Daddy isn't trying to drive you crazy.

Very good, Annelle.

Who's Anne Berlin?

You know I love you more than my luggage

but she's living over at Ruth Robeline's.

This one hit her fast.

well and national fazins. yes won't forget.

[ Doctor Speaking, indistinct]

to see the gorgeous new Devil uniforms.

I am having an affair with a Jeep Wrangler

I'm Fine- I'm Fine Because the dow is over 50,000

And dance myself to sleep. Why me? Truvy, just go back to bed! You'll wake up everybody in this hotel.

Shelby, it's time.

You know what kind of world we're living in.

Happy Birthday Michelle!!! You know I love you more than my luggage

Oh, no, I couldn't. I still get real emotional sometimes.

We have this new psychiatrist that comes in two days a week.

Well, naturally, Drew and Belle became hysterical.

Ouiser could never stay mad at me.

I am really sorry about the children part, M'Lynn.

I appreciate that.

Will he ever know what she went through for him?

We could cut down all our trees

Me: I think we should play!

and I've arranged for some pretty incredible fireworks.

I mean, especially Jackson...

Could I say this, please?

I’m a chain I’m a chain

Okay, baby, just put you right here. One minute.

Don't you dare kill me Drum. I'm gonna need a Leprechaun tool for that Ouiser. Everybody say, "Oh Sheamus!"

Are you high, Clairee!!!

He says he could deal with another man,

You were brought up right

♪ I know a barber shop way across town ♪

If something like that ever happened to me, I don't know...

God don't care which church you go to,

Oh, I don't know.

but that's true for anybody.

Would it be too much to ask...

you were talking about...

Please stop him!

Jackson and I have given this a lot of thought.

You only do armadillos?

#iseriouslycant#whatibesayingeveryday

That wasn't a nice thing to do to your mama.

when you think about it, aren't they?

Happy Birthday Jeff !! You know I love you more than my luggage !!

but he kind of grew on me and now I love him.

You need some juice.

if those eggs are not at the church by noon,

but I know he really wants a son so bad he can taste it.

It's a little bit pouffier than I would normally do,

This is Jackson's Aunt Fern Thornton.

His wife just died, and he's moved back down here.

Shelby, your mama never tells us much.

I've done guest lectures on beauty at the trade school.

What its like being a Brown's fan...

Donna, you know I love you more than my luggage

about building a room onto our house.

Annelle, god damn it!

♪ On the bayou ♪

I thought of this When reading this request

Well, now, Truvy, let's do my nails.

At least he hung on through the state play-offs.

Yes. That. Now you try it. Just go, pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha.

Get in here and finish dyeing these Easter eggs.

I asked Marshall, “How can you tell?”.

I think there's somebody at the door.