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This is my bench!
but they do look carved out of cream cheese.
He's really cute.
You should try one.
who's filling in for maxine gillian? dax mcsmythe.
so... it's every man for himself.
Oh, I can see that.
we know where you can get a top-of-the-line hairstyle.”
I don't mind.
Diane, you know I love you more than my luggage! Happy birthday!!!!
She's been so upset lately.
Well, this is it. You're finally rid of me.
children aren't possible.
I mean, when doctors and specialists give you advice,
I can jog all the way to Texas and back,
I think there is a story there!
Swanky Chic Boutique Grapevine
We're ready.
“An ounce of pretension's worth a pound of manure.”.
and get on with it.
Are you high, Clairee?
when you and Daddy were together, but you're never together,
Rubbers.
is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
Whoo!
It's easier to take care of.
For you Jenni. Love pink!
That's all, she says.
Look at me. It takes some effort to look like this.
Yeah. How did that go?
tonight i'll be eating 4 chilli burgers butter chicken and a jam and lime tart from dome perth tonight i'll be eating hor chips and 6 chreeseburgers from mcdonald's warwick
You know, Bark, it's a shame our listeners can't be here
Okay.
Take some time to belt it out today... & tell the enemy he can shove it where the sun doesn’t shine!
Stop egging him on!!!
I can't get enough grease into my diet.
She will always be young She will always be beautiful
When 2 friends know that's not dancing... ....it's future therapy sessions!
Then her son got killed in Vietnam.
[Bang]
Okay, all right, hit me then I deserve it.
Now, it's almost time for the Easter Bunny.
[M'Lynn] Oh, yes, you must.
Hey.
Luke, don't give your clients condoms!! It's tacky!!!
Mama, you worry too much.
Annelle, you take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
Ya shoulda pushed me off Jen and Rarl!!
He lives in Monroe and goes to First Presbyterian.
and I make it a point never to deal with my wife.
You meet me at 2:00. Presbyterian church.
in my two shades of Blush and Bashful,
I am not.
It’
I hope so.
Christ, Christ, Christ.
You're a little early, ain't you?
Don't talk about me like I'm not here.
is weddings and psychotic animals.
Well I have got cookies here prepared by a Christian woman!
A cuppa-cuppa-cup?
Darling, I'm home.
jeusj cndjdk kddkcidid mddkck cdkekwk don't demonic her!
for a little excitement?
That dining table looks like it's been hosed down with pepto bismol
My colors are blush and bashful
Business never interested me
Back door.
Just a birthday reminder, in the immortal words of Ouiser Boudreaux,”The older you get, the uglier you get.”
I usually just wrap my Entire head in toilet paper
Well, I'm not sure.
Excuse me. Should I call the doctor or something?
Alone.
These are not difficult questions.
Least of all Jackson, I'm sure.
Love you Joann
This is Bark Boone with colour announcer Clairee Belcher.
that I have stuck to for 15 years...
and my work tends to be too pouffe when I'm nervous.
I’m a chain
Shit.
You did this?
I wish he'd just blow out the candle
Who did you say?
Yeah, well.
Oh, M'Lynn, leave her alone.
Please don't cry, or I will, too.
Well, for starters, she's married,
When it comes to suffering,
My God, you look different. Have you shrunk?
The Aquabats are like the special Super Music Friends for my lovely bride Shelby. This is so nice. It was a pool party for Shelby who's so cool. It was a pool party for Shelby who's so cool.
Call Clairee.
It doesn't hurt.
Amen!
I don't know.
You know what they say...
Well, that's kind of hard to say.
“Lesson three.
Guilty.
Happy birthday Tracy
Kevin sounds like good people to me
Shelby, look. I don't...
[Bang]
Well, my married name is Dupuy,
They do. Our Sunday school class was just praying for one the other day.
Oh God Your hair is so short
We had such a good time...
Would you fold them and bring them in?
Is that new?
Myrtle, hi.
I think we can trust Annelle to do that.
Short. And I want Truvy to do it.
[Coughing]
I got to work on the truck.
“I’m a Chain” It’s official!! Twirl ATX 2019
Me and my swimsuit
The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane.
Clairee, let me hear you go, boom, boom, tsst, tsst. Boom, boom, tsst, tsst.
Happy birthday Jed Love you more than I love my luggage
Annelle, I'm dripping.
It just slipped out.
a bottle of cheap wine,
Well, tell me things about yourself.
Well, I am enjoying the city more,
You were brought up right.
Yes, I have.
Happy Birthday Brandon! You know I love you more than my luggage.
Three more radios for you, Shelby.
Well, Shelby,
Well, good night. It was a lovely day.
Roots Roots
But I love the tops, such a vibrant purple.
Now I realize you must be on some mission from God.
I know one thing.
I pray very hard
[Rock And Roll Plays]
The Blue Collection Women, Men, Home, Gift.
[Woof Woof Woof]
Very good, Annelle Spoken like a true smartass.
I see.
White shows everything. Just look at those grass stains.
I'm going to get you right now!
I don't want to walk in that house by myself.
Those doctors take out their six-packs,
It just takes patience.
Truvy, stop.
[Doorbell Rings]
Here all we've been talking about
Yesterday, when Judy quit,
The ceremony will be, too.
Spud!
Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep. But it's not so bad. Not again. Truvy, just go to sleep.
Happy Easter!
The only thing that separates us from the animals
They're 81/2.
don't you dare!
I was scared to.
There's nothing to tell.
White shows everything; just look at those grass stains!
They had mismatched manger scenes at incredibly low prices.
I'm going to be...
♪ oh, jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪
Aunt Fern's.
She hasn't had time to have a past.
Ouiser.
John worships the quicksand Rich walks on
Niki is how old?!?!
The flowers were the most beautiful flowers
Why do you grow them?
Morning.
wedding cake in the dining room,