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Well, there's this really cute boy at school who's kind of into my feet.
Luke did pretty good too, for a kid that still needs help gettin' out of his backpack.
I don't think so.
You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.
- again? - Uh, no.
The baby's father is a musician,
No, I was wondering about a- Come here.
# You take away the biggest part of me #
Yeah, so, um, you thought you would go with an egg carton?
You know, that's a- it does something to a girl.
Okay, let's do this. Watch out, kids! They're comin' down.
and get ourselves a baby. Okay.
It broke again.
Yeah, it is. Oh.
Why did you have to do your toes too?
We already promised her that we would show her son all 52 states.
Okay. Ay, but I'm so sorry, Phil.
Yeah, yeah.
But back to your first question ...
Can you help me with the scones in the kitchen? Okay.
Thank you.
Do you think you can find somebody else to help you with your seminar?
I wouldn't have to do any of this ...
Okay. See you later. Bye-bye.
More than a bummer, Haley. This was really important to me, and you blew it.