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I wanna be in G.I. Joe.
♪ G.I. Joe, American hero ♪
a G.I. Joe has killed anyone in all of recorded history.
I control everything, or else!
but we made do.
In here we're immortal.
I'm kidding.
Look, I think I'm over-explaining it.
But do you understand that the real Jeff Winger
with twin rocket launchers and rotating attack jet.
♪ G.I. Joe ♪
I drank a fifth of scotch.
This place is a graveyard for G.I. Joe rejects.
I have three kids
I keep having these visions.
none of us can kill each other, we might as well team up.
And... and Shirley.
I had the craziest dream.
Okay, I swear to God I feel Korean.
we should share with the authorities?
Shut up. Stop saying that word.
I don't wanna die up here! Oh, Lord!
What did you say?
I wanna fight for freedom
Now all of a sudden...
You know she's smoking in there, right?
From an animated perspective, very cheap.
For realsies?
Shouldn't have done that. Ooh.
Not a fifth of scotch and what the hell else.
It shredded my meniscus!
This is all a misunderstanding.
but there aren't any.
determined to rule the world?