Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An antacid pill that you take once every six weeks.

"He wants to humiliate you."

Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart.

I said See you later, ND

We want everything back the way it was.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you know what you just agreed to?

Dwight said this entry was a waste of space.

Around here, Oscar is known as "Actually,"

Don't tell me how to do my business.

I'd say that's far more relevant, wouldn't you?

actually, it was bad.

They say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry,

You don't wanna move.

Everything here was made in Dallas

That's what you said about art school,

And you didn't fail those things either.

You'll probably just take it out on your kid.

is expected to learn how to play the cello.

Well, thanks. Yeah.

this is a home.

Is the nail place Koreans or whites?

Make sure you got that. "Not motivated by compassion."

They used to make stuff in America, Andy, but we're falling behind.

So what? I don't care.

It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.

Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

What's the occasion?

You're not a liar too, are you?

So, I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office.

I've been known to Bend the truth

It's from Rocky II. Thank you.

Oh. No, you're not.

Actually, it was.

In the 1980s, it was Japan.

BTB Bring that booty!

This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.

You need to change your standard for what’s worthy of a text.