Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't tell me how to do my business.

They used to make stuff in America, Andy, but we're falling behind.

You need to change your standard for what’s worthy of a text.

Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart.

Is the nail place Koreans or whites?

So what? I don't care.

"He wants to humiliate you."

In the 1980s, it was Japan.

You'll probably just take it out on your kid.

Oh. No, you're not.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you know what you just agreed to?

It's from Rocky II. Thank you.

That's what you said about art school,

So, I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office.

Actually, it was.

Well, thanks. Yeah.

And you didn't fail those things either.

You don't wanna move.

They say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry,

This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.

You're not a liar too, are you?

Everything here was made in Dallas

Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

Make sure you got that. "Not motivated by compassion."

What's the occasion?

I said See you later, ND

Around here, Oscar is known as "Actually,"

BTB Bring that booty!

I've been known to Bend the truth

It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.

An antacid pill that you take once every six weeks.

I'd say that's far more relevant, wouldn't you?

this is a home.

is expected to learn how to play the cello.

actually, it was bad.

Dwight said this entry was a waste of space.

We want everything back the way it was.