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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FORK THAT WAS
Two socks. One white. One Latina.
Is it gonna be worth it?
She was lying.
An antacid that you only take once a week.
Hello. Hello.
What?
I understand it. I can't speak it.
Backspace, A... Dear...
than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity.
I don't know what the fuck that was
You Need To Change Your Standard For What's Worthy Of an all staff email.
I wish for... A picture of your cute face
Fire him No, show mercy
It's still on a bike path, though, right?
Okay, now, where were we before I bested Oscar?
No.
Where is Tibet?
Also, in that order.
Uh oh getting nervous Kelcenor Frogs?
China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir
Nate.
Well, "A" for effort, right?
I’m like a quarter of the way through
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Dwight, can you please tell the new building owner
that you haven't asked about the new office.
Yeah?
about China are a bit exaggerated.
Parlay?
steer the conversation back to something you do know.
If you don't know something,
with a burst of blueberry or try plain.
I've been thinking that your fears
I need to change my standard for what’s worthy of a text
"Are you watching this?" Seriously?
That was the saying.
You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text.
If you wanna talk to the new building owner,
I will not work in a roach billboard.
manufacturing in China has risen by 17%,
So everyone here knows python code
This can only mean one thing.
Me trying to make the toilet paper last
Shh.
Who is Mao?
Oh.
Haven't you noticed that
BTB — Bring That Booty
If the cock's big enough I've been known to bend over