Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An antacid that you only take once a week.

If you don't know something,

I’m like a quarter of the way through

Uh oh getting nervous Kelcenor Frogs?

manufacturing in China has risen by 17%,

Okay, now, where were we before I bested Oscar?

I will not work in a roach billboard.

China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir

"Are you watching this?" Seriously?

So everyone here knows python code

I understand it. I can't speak it.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

It's still on a bike path, though, right?

Where is Tibet?

That was the saying.

You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text.

steer the conversation back to something you do know.

Dwight, can you please tell the new building owner

I've been thinking that your fears

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FORK THAT WAS

Me trying to make the toilet paper last

about China are a bit exaggerated.

Fire him No, show mercy

than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity.

BTB — Bring That Booty

This can only mean one thing.

Also, in that order.

I need to change my standard for what’s worthy of a text

If you wanna talk to the new building owner,

Is it gonna be worth it?

I wish for... A picture of your cute face

I don't know what the fuck that was

If the cock's big enough I've been known to bend over

with a burst of blueberry or try plain.

that you haven't asked about the new office.

Backspace, A... Dear...

Haven't you noticed that

You Need To Change Your Standard For What's Worthy Of an all staff email.

Well, "A" for effort, right?

Two socks. One white. One Latina.